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Teen Comedy
Heathers 101 (High School Edition) the Musical - Yo Girl Lyrics
HEATHER DUKE:
Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off
the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note.
VERONICA:
Oh my God. She’s not?
HEATHER DUKE:
Just some broken bones.
Just another geek trying
to imitate the popular people and failing miserably.
HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT :
Yo girl, keep it together
I knew you would come far
Now you’re truly a Heather
Smell how gangsta you are.
VERONICA:
Martha, I am so sorry...
HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Yo girl, feel a bit punchy?
She’s not looking so well
Still, you’ve earned that red scrunchie
Come join Heather in hell
VERONICA’S DAD:
Where have you been?
VERONICA’S MOM:
We’ve been worried sick! Your friend JD stopped by.
He told us everything?
VERONICA:
‘Everything’
VERONICA’S DAD:
Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?
VERONICA’S MOM:
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick.
HEATHER CHANDLER:
He’s got your handwriting down cold.
VERONICA’S MOM:
Please, honey. Talk to us!
VERONICA:
No, you wouldn’t understand!
VERONICA’S MOM:
Try me!
I’ve experienced everything you’re going through right now.
HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Guess who’s right down the block?
VERONICA’S MOM:
You’re problems seem like life and death—
HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Guess who’s climbing the stairs?
VERONICA’S MOM:
I promise, they’re not.
HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Guess who’s picking your lock?
VERONICA:
You don’t know what my world looks like!
HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Time’s up! Go say your prayers!
VERONICA’S MOM:
What did I say?!
HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Veronica’s running on, running on fumes now
Veronica’s totally fried
Veronica’s gotta be trippin’ on ‘schrooms now,
Thinking that she can hide
Veronica’s done for, there’s no doubt now,
Notify next of kin!
Veronica’s trying to keep him out now
Too late!
He got in!
JD:
Knock! Knock! Sorry to come through the window.
Dreadful etiquette, I know!
[Thanks to Allison for lyrics]
Other Songs: Heathers 101 (High School Edition) Musical Songs with Lyrics
Teen Comedy
Heathers 101 (High School Edition) the Musical Lyrics
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Fight For Me
Big Fun
Dead Girl Walking
Me Inside of Me
You're Welcome
Chainsaw (You're Welcome Reprise)
Our Love Is God
Prom or Hell?
My Dead Gay Son
Seventeen
Shine a Light
Lifeboat
Shine a Light (Reprise)
Kindergarten Boyfriend
Yo Girl
Meant to Be Yours
Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
I am Damaged
Seventeen (Reprise)
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