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2023 Off-Broadway
Here We Are the Musical - Interlude 2: Wandering Lyrics
The song is written by Stephen Sondheim.
BISHOP: (spoken)
That's funny
The piano died
Look at that, nothing
Not a note, not even a whisper
Ah, well
Rest in peace...
COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen
Has anyone in this room noticed
anything unusual?
LEO: (spoken)
What do you mean, unusual?
COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
Nobody has gone out of here this morning!
Or last night!
We have all stayed right here in this very room
I put it to you,
I say that nobody has left this room,
Because we can't!
MARIANNE: (spoken)
I just got a little frisson
LEO: (spoken)
Woah
Woah, woah, woah
My phone is dead
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
My phone is dead
Oh my God, my phone is dead!
LEO: (spoken)
Gah!
MARIANNE: (spoken)
Oh, very funny, Leo
LEO: (spoken)
Gah!
RAFFAEL: (spoken)
No, I do not think he is joking
PAUL: (spoken)
Give him some brandy, Windsor
Well, come on, asshole,
Give him some goddamn brandy!
WINDSOR: (spoken)
Actually, under the circumstances—
I don't gotta do nothin'!
Stuff it up your ass
And by the way, the name is Inferno
I am Inferno!
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
What was that?
FRITZ: (spoken)
I told you. It's the end of the world
MARIANNE: (spoken)
Yes, but today?
Colonel, if it's the end of the world,
What do we do?
COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
Traditionally, Mrs. Brink, there are no options
RAFFAEL: (spoken)
It's not as if we are under some kind
Of curse here, or a magic spell
This is not a sorcerer's castle
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
You're the one who got us into this
You brought us into this trap!
RAFFAEL: (spoken)
By opening my doors to you?
You were all delighted!
LEO: (spoken)
Yeah, delighted until I got stomach poisoning!
Now I'm sweating like a pig here
And I can't leave?
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
We could die in here thanks to you!
BISHOP: (spoken)
What day is it today? Is it Thursday?
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
Is it important?
I'm hungry
COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
There's got to be a solution
Some way out of here
We haven't all gone crazy!
PAUL: (spoken)
What are you doing?
Honey?
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
I'm, I'm calling the kids
Joshua! Abby!
Oh, come to the phone!
It's me, it's Mom!
PAUL: (spoken)
Claudia...
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
I miss you so much, so, so much...
PAUL: (spoken)
Claude, your phone is dead
CLAUDIA: (spoken)
What if they are, too?
How would we know?
Where is everybody?
Why doesn’t somebody come for us?
LEO: (spoken)
Can I have some water, please?
BISHOP: (spoken)
There's nothing left in the vase
All out
PAUL: (spoken)
There's no water?
FRITZ: (spoken)
Well, Kommandant
People are thirsty in here
What are you doing about it?
FRITZ & COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
Water! Water! Water!
I'm sorry! I can't help you!
FRITZ: (spoken)
You’re telling me
ALL: (spoken)
Water! Water! Water!
COLONEL MARTIN & EVERYONE ELSE: (spoken)
We cannot panic!
Water! Water!
There is nothing worse than panic!
Water! Water!
Please! Listen to me!
Water! Water!
This situation can't go on indefinitely!
Water! Water!
RAFFAEL: (spoken)
Ha, ha, ha! What did I tell you?
Life is good, mimis amichichis!
La vidida ay estada el tidada!
COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
Form a line, form a line!
One at a time, please!
Review: Here We Are the Musical Lyrics
Here We Are the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
The Road 1 (Part 1)
The Road 1 (Part 2)
The Road 1 (Part 3)
Cafe Everything (Toast 1)
Waiter’s Song
The Road 2
Bistro à La Mode (Toast 2)
It Is What It Is
The Road 3
Osteria Zeno (Toast 3)
The Soldier's Dream
The Road 4 (Part 1)
The Road 4 (Part 2)
Oh, Look, Here's the Embassy!
Bishop's Song
End of Act One
Digestion
Shine
Hesitation
Double Duet
Interlude 1: Marianne and the Bear
Interlude 2: Wandering
Interlude 3: Snow
Hesitation (Reprise)
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