Osteria Zeno (Toast 3) Lyrics

2023 Off-Broadway
Here We Are the Musical - Osteria Zeno (Toast 3) Lyrics

The song is written by Stephen Sondheim.

PAUL: (spoken)
Check this out, guys
Antipasto, a bottle of good Chianti
Food at last!

ITALIAN WAITER: (spoken)
Buona sera! Benvenuti tutti all'Osteria Zeno!

LEO, MARIANNE, CLAUDIA,
PAUL, RAFFAEL & FRITZ: (spoken)
Hooray!

LEO:
Ladies and gents
Before we dine
Let us thank the Lord
For cheese and wine—

MARIANNE:
For eggs and cream—

CLAUDIA:
For bread and meat—

PAUL:
For—

LEO: (spoken)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good enough
Let's eat!
Before something bad happens

COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
*Whistle*
This restaurant is closed
by order of the U.S. Army!

ITALIAN WAITER: (spoken)
Goodbye
Yeah, we close now
Addio, ciao

CLAUDIA: (spoken)
What is all this?

COLONEL MARTIN: (spoken)
My unit's on the lookout
for an international drug cartel

PAUL: (spoken)
A drug cartel? Really? Around here?

FRITZ: (spoken)
Colonel, these men are the people
you're looking for

SOLDIER: (spoken)
The place is surrounded,
sir. Should we move in?

Here We Are the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
The Road 1 (Part 1)
The Road 1 (Part 2)
The Road 1 (Part 3)
Cafe Everything (Toast 1)
Waiter’s Song
The Road 2
Bistro à La Mode (Toast 2)
It Is What It Is
The Road 3
Osteria Zeno (Toast 3)
The Soldier's Dream
The Road 4 (Part 1)
The Road 4 (Part 2)
Oh, Look, Here's the Embassy!
Bishop's Song
End of Act One
Digestion
Shine
Hesitation
Double Duet
Interlude 1: Marianne and the Bear
Interlude 2: Wandering
Interlude 3: Snow
Hesitation (Reprise)