Song from "Let's Face It!" - 1941 Broadway Musical Cole Porter - Farming Lyrics
Here's a bit of news that's quite a shocker Proving Mother Nature still has charm, Quoting Mr. Cholly Knickerbocker, "Get in the swim and buy a farm." Acres of alfalfa, fields of clover Suddenly enchant our top "Who's Who," So the moment all this row is over What say if we go hay-seed too? For
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion Of our great celebrities of today. Kit Cornell is shellin' peas, Lady Mendl's climbin' trees, Dear Mae West is at her best in the hay, Stomping through the thickets, Romping with the crickets, Make's 'em feel more glamorous and more gay, They tell me cows who are feeling milky All give cream when they're milked by Wilkie, Farming is so charming they all say.
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion Of our great celebrities of today. Monty Woolley, so I heard, Has boll weevils in his beard, Michael Strange has got the mange, will it stay? Mussing up the clover, Cussing when it's over, Makes 'em feel more glamorous and more gay. The natives think it's utterly utter When Margie Hart start churning her butter, Farming is so charming, they all say.
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion Of our great celebrities of today. Fannie Hurst is haulin' logs, Fannie Brice is feedin' hogs, Garbo-peep has led her sheep all astray, Singing while their rakin', Bringing home the bacon, Makes 'em feel more glamorous and more gay. Miss Elsa Maxwell, so the folks tattle, Got well-goosed while de-horning her cattle, Farming is so charming, they all say.
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion Of our great celebrities of today. Don't inquire of Georgie Raft Why his cow has never calfed, Georgie's bull is beautiful, but he's gay! Seeing spring a-coming, Being minus plumbing, Make 'em feel informal and degage. When Cliff Odets found a new tomater He ploughed under the Group Theyater, Farming is so charming, they all say.
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion Of our great celebrites of today. Steinbeck's growing Grapes of Wrath, Guy Lombardo, rumor hath, Toots his horn and all the corn starts to sway, Racing like the dickens, Chasing after chickens, Makes 'em feel more glamorous and more gay, Liz Whitney has, on her bin of manure, a Clip designed by the Duke of Verdura, Farming is so charming, they all say.
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Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion Of our great celebrites of today. Digging in his fertile glen, Goldwyn dug up Anna Sten, Fred Astaire has raised a hare and its gray. Clowning in their mittens, Drowning extra kittens, Makes 'em feel more glamorous and more gay. Paul Whiteman, while he was puttin' up jelly, Ate so much he recovered his belly, Farming is so charming, they all say.
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion Of our great celebrities of today. Missus Henry Morganthau Looks so chic behind a plow, Mrs. Hearst is at her worst on a dray. Tearing after possum, Wearing just a blossom, Makes 'em feel more glamorous and more gay, Why, Orson Welles, that wonderful actor, Has Del Rio driving a tractor. Farming is so charming, they all say.
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion, Of our great celebrities of today. Just to keep her roosters keen, Dietrich that great movie queen, Lifts her leg and lays an egg, what a lay. Going after rabbits, Knowing all their habits, Makes 'em feel more glamorous and more gay. So Harpo Marx, in a moment of folly, Had his barn repainted by Dali. Farming is charming, they all say.
Farming, that's the fashion, Farming, that's the passion, Of our great celebrities of today. Lynn Fontanne is brandin' steer, Sophie Tucker, so I hear, Rides en masse upon an ass, hip-hooray. Hoeing new potatoes, Throwing all tomatoes, Makes 'em feel more glamorous and more gay. So Clifton Webb has parked his Ma, Mabel, "Way Down East" in a broken-down stable, Farming is so charming, they all say.
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