Mr and Mrs Shkuratov Lyrics

2017 Sydney
Muriel's Wedding the Musical - Mr and Mrs Shkuratov Lyrics


MURIEL:
Oooooh baby
It would be so hard for me
So very hard for me
To tell a lie

Oooooh baby
It would not come naturally
So very hard for me
But let me try

If I was on TV
Them interviewing me
I'd say the search is done
I've found my number one

We have the kind of love
That makes a girl obsessed
My friends are so impressed
It's his chest, they like best

He's my prince
Just like a dream
My knight in shining lycra
My sex machine

He and I are soulmates

Our love's like Krakatoa
It's about to blow

Mr and Mrs Shk-, Shk-

We go of like a Mo-, Mo-, Molotov
Watch out
For our love
It's gonna blow up!

CHORUS:
Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov. Wow

Mr and Mrs. Shk-, Shk-
We go of like a Mo-, Mo-, Molotov
Watch out
For our love
It's gonna blow up!

CHORUS:
Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov. Wow

MURIEL:
Bow chicka bow chicka ba-mmm-bow

Looks like a movie star

Speaks like a Russian Tsar

His foreign body's hot

Beefy, like stroganoff

KEN:
Mate, you're really gonna have to do better than that
Love
Is a competition
Anything less than perfection
Takes you in the wrong direction
Affection is imperative

Imperative

Have to do the best you can
Cause love's a competition, and
To feel complete you must compete
And to compete you must be competitive

If the media suspect that this is all a scheme
You can kiss goodbye to your olympic dream!

You want gold?

ALEX:
Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!

I love my little Mariel
And her small town charms

MURIEL:
I love the way he holds me
In his well-sculpted arms

ALEX:
I love the way her hair smells like the Baltic Sea

MURIEL:
I love the way you're showing Ken
How much you're loving me

MURIEL & ALEX:
Mr and Mrs Shk-, Shk-

ALEX:
Shkuratov

MURIEL & ALEX:
We go of like a Mo-, Mo-, Molotov
Watch out
For our love
It's gonna blow up!

CHORUS:
Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov. Wow

ALEX & CHORUS:
Mr and Mrs Shk-, Shk-
Shkuratov

MURIEL, ALEX & (CHORUS):
We go of like a Mo-, Mo-, Molotov
Watch out (watch out)
For our love (for their love)
Watch out (watch out)
For our love (for their love)
Watch out (watch out)
For our love
It's gonna blow up!

CHORUS:
Shku-ra-tov, Shku-ra-tov, Shku-ra-tov, Shku-ra-tov,
Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov, Shkuratov,
Shkuratov, Shkuratov. Ahhhhhhhhh

Fame
Is a competition
Anything less deserves no mention
Make the A-list for redemption
Famous is the pinnacle

Everybody's got a brand
Fame's a competition, and
Compete with people on the street
In their defeat
You will become mythical

Mythical. Mythical. Mythical

Here she comes, her name is up in lights
Here she comes with the flash-flash in her eyes
Here she comes, here she comes, winning at life
Here comes the bride!

MURIEL:
I will be Mrs Alexander Shkuratov!
I'll wear a white satin dress
With a lace bodice and pearl trims
And the longest train anybody's ever seen!
I'll look so beautiful!
They'll all be so jealous of me!
It'll be the happiest day of my life!


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