Me and My Dick - The Council of the Pussies Lyrics

StarKid Presents 2009
Me and My Dick the Musical - The Council of the Pussies Lyrics

OLD SNATCH:
I belong to an organization
That meets in the dead of the night
It's a sacred congregation
That determines what's wrong and what's right!

CHORUS:
Every night at the stroke of three...
Every night at the stroke of three...
Every night at the stroke of three...
The pussies gather!

Every night at the stroke of three...
(The pussies gather)
Every night at the stroke of three...
(The pussies gather)

Our freedom here is fleeting
We pussies have a meeting
Tonight

With dignified behavior
We flop about our labia
With might...
We unite

Every night at the stroke of three...
(The pussies gather)
Every night at the stroke of three...
(The pussies gather)

With blubbery disposition
Cunts of high position
Assemble

We meet here by the river and
We sovereign snatches quiver
And tremble...
With excitement

Our lips are tight, and taut
This meetings not for naught
Be quiet, we can't be caught
Our masters are sleeping
While were creeping
To the council...

HIGH PUSSY:
Pussies from the North...
Pussies from the East...
Pussies from the West are bringing snacks...

CHORUS:
They're bringing snacks!

ALL:
So dust your cobwebs off
Disinfect your yeast
Bring a friend for a free bikini wax...

Every night at the stroke of three...
(The pussies gather)
Every night at the stroke of three...
(The pussies gather)

Every night at the stroke of three...

Pussies are we!


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SYNOPSIS
Me and My Dick
Ready to Go
I've Seen You Around Here Before
Nothin' Like a Dick
Listen to Your Heart
Land of the Dicks
Even Though
Gotta Find His Dick
The Council of the Pussies
Flight of the Pussies
Big T's Temptation
Finale