Me and My Dick - Me and My Dick Lyrics

StarKid Presents 2009
Me and My Dick the Musical - Me and My Dick Lyrics

JOEY:
I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still I just want you

You're all I want, you're all I need
My love for you
Just grows the way you do
When I love you

I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle 'till we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo

But I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything
My dick!

DICK:
I like being with you

JOEY:
I like being with you

DICK:
And you like being with me

JOEY:
You like being with me

BOTH:
We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see

People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!
It's me and my dick!

JOEY:
We'll stick together

DICK:
We'll stick together

JOEY:
Fight through thick and thin

DICK:
Fight through thick and thin

BOTH:
If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win

JOEY:
Any girl that's out there

DICK:
Any girl that's out there

JOEY:
Any girl at all

DICK:
Any girl at all

BOTH:
When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!

DICK (spoken):
Hey! Watch out with that joke. It's an antique!

BOTH:
People say, how do you do it?
How can you be so slick?
But I just tell them... hey!
It's me and my dick!

JOEY:
Yeah, there she is

DICK:
Oh, I see her

JOEY:
Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes
And she's taking off her shirt and her pants

DICK:
Yeah, keep going!

JOEY:
And we're doing a sexy-time dance!

She's running her hands
Down my underpants

BOTH:
Buddy this is our chance!

SALLY (spoken):
Joey!

BOTH:
People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!

JOEY:
It's me and my dick

DICK:
I like being with you

JOEY:
It's me and my dick

DICK:
We'll stick together

JOEY:
It's me and my dick

DICK (spoken):
Hey, man...

BOTH:
It's me and my dick!


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Me and My Dick the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Me and My Dick
Ready to Go
I've Seen You Around Here Before
Nothin' Like a Dick
Listen to Your Heart
Land of the Dicks
Even Though
Gotta Find His Dick
The Council of the Pussies
Flight of the Pussies
Big T's Temptation
Finale