Seesaw - Welcome to Holiday Inn! Lyrics

1973 Broadway
Seesaw the Musical - Welcome to Holiday Inn! Lyrics

The song is written by Cy Coleman and Dorothy Fields.

GITTEL:
Here's a hello from you friendly receptionist
Welcome to Holiday Inn
Do you need a broad
Or a good psychoanalyst
Maybe a tonic and gin
There's no Gideon Bible next to the bed
Could you read the yellow pages instead
Here is a kiss from your friendly receptionist
Welcome to Holiday Inn

Is the mattress to your liking?
Is the blanket nice and warm?
You can find the soap and towels in the john
If you're restless Mr Ryan
And you need a helping hand
For a quarter turn the magic fingers on
All through the night
There's a friendly receptionist
Eager and ready to please
If you're in need of some extra activities
There are no charges or fees
Don't be embarrassed
Don't be afraid
We're used to giving out travelers aid
So here is a hug
From your horny receptionist
Welcome to Holiday Inn

If you want a cup of coffee
If you want a piece of danish
I'll be ready
I'll be waiting in the hall
And regardless of the hour should
You need a wake up call
Call, call, call
We've got people going in and out
You know what I mean
But you're the greatest looking transient
I'e ever seen
Here's a hello from your sexy receptionist
One big hello from your red hot receptionist
Welcome to Holiday Inn
Mwah

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