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Bombshell: The New Marilyn Musical from Smash
SMASH - I Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl Lyrics
The song is written by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman.
Prologue / Ivy ("Marilyn"):
When you are born with sex appeal
In a forest called Hollywood,
You'll find more wolves at your backdoor
Than that Little Red Riding Hood.
Now she and her little old Gramma
Could have learned from the men I've dated
That a wolf can be quite a devotee
Once he's domesticated!
Ivy:
Here's a lesson they should teach in school,
When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool,
If math and science just ain't your style,
Just give that teacher a wink and a smile,
For a passing grade, you won't have to wait,
And you can thank him later when you graduate,
Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl,
If a nice diploma you wanna get,
Well, then, make that teacher the student's pet,
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
You never know where a wolf might crouch,
But his natural habitat's the casting couch,
So take lots of pictures of the wildlife,
To tell the wolf you could share with his wife,
The Hunter gets captured by the game,
Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl,
If your face and figure are whistle bait,
Then honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
Ensemble:
The three little piggies sure had it wrong
When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song
Ivy:
He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!"
I say "Come on in" & I put on Sinatra.
Oh, Frankie!
A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys
But he really is just one of the boys.
If you've got something for which he's cravin',
It sure is good that he's been savin'.
Be a fan, give his cheek a peck
But get his autograph on a cashier's check.
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl.
Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat
Lyle: WHAT?!
Ivy:
He still will make a nice fur coat.
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
Go, baby, go!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl.
This wolf looks like he's ready to dine.
Lyle: Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line?
Ivy:
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
Oh, yeah!
[Thanks to Nikky Patel for lyrics]
Review: Smash Bombshell the Musical Lyrics
I Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl Lyrics
SMASH Bombshell the Musical Lyrics
PLOT
Let Me Be Your Star
At Your Feet
Smash!
Never Give All The Heart
The 20th Century Fox Mambo
The National Pastime
History Is Made At Night
I Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Don't Say Yes Until I Finish Talking
On Lexington & 52nd Street
Cut, Print... Moving On
Public Relations
Dig Deep
Second Hand White Baby Grand
They Just Keep Moving The Line
Let's Be Bad
The Right Regrets
Let's Start Tomorrow Tonight
Our Little Secret
Hang The Moon
Don't Forget Me
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