Spamilton - Ticket Beggar Woman Lyrics

2016 An American Parody of the Broadway show Hamilton
Spamilton the Musical - Ticket Beggar Woman Lyrics

BERNADETTE PETERS
TICKETS, for a miserable woman.
I need Hamilton tickets, badly.
Oh thank you sir, thank you... wait a minute,
These won't do these are for Tuck Neverlasting.

Hamilton's what I want a chair for and Ill go bare for,
Even a half obstructed seat.
Having a pair as rare a rubies, look at my boobies.
Hamilton puts me into heat.
TICKETS, for an unemployed actress who nobody will cast.

MAN
Hey! Don't i know you lady...
BERNADETTE PETERS!

BERNADETTE PETERS
That's right its me I'm Bernadette,
And I've gone jig-jig trying to get a seat.

MAN
Off with you i say off!

TICKETS, for a desperate diva.
Not a day goes by and i don't get a seat.
And I'm losing my mind-d


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Spamilton the Musical Lyrics

Lin-Manuel As Hamilton
Aaron Burr, Sir, Nervous-er
His Shot
Look Around (The Schuyler Puppets)
Lin-Manuel's Quest
Ticket Beggar Woman
Straight Guy's Winter's Prom
Straight is Back
What Did You Miss?
Daveed Diggs - The Fresh Prince of Big Hair
Ticket Beggar Woman #2
Liza's 'Down With Rap'
Ticket Beggar Woman #3
Book of No More Mormons
Cool Duel
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Cries
The Film When It Happens
Finale: Raise a Glass To Broadway
Encore: Our Shot