Spamilton - Look Around (The Schuyler Puppets) Lyrics

2016 An American Parody of the Broadway show Hamilton
Spamilton the Musical - Look Around (The Schuyler Puppets) Lyrics

LESLIE ODOM JR.:
The tourists love nothing more
Than hangin' midtown to see the stars they adore
They hang outside the stage door and they gawk
At the actors so exhausted they can't even talk
"Come meet the Schuyler's" the rows are loaded
Hi ho, three sisters on the go
Renée Goldsberry, Phillipa Soo and Jasmine
Sneak into the other shows and laugh at every has-been

SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES:
Smirk Smirk

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
Renée Elise

SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES:
Smirk Smirk

PHILLIPA SOO:
Phillipa Soo

JASMINE CEPHAS JONES:
And Jasmine

SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES:
Smirk Smirk

EVERYONE:
They Schuyler Puppets

SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES:
Renée Elise
Jasmine
Phillipa

EVERYONE:
Twerk

JASMINE CEPHAS JONES:
Disney says musicals should dumb down

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
Disney wants all family shows

JASMINE CEPHAS JONES:
Disney gave Hamilton a thumbs down

PHILLIPA SOO:
We´ll be here while their shows close

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
But

EVERYONE:
Look around, look around

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
At all the new shows happenin' in New York

EVERYONE:
We said New York, yuck.

JASMINE CEPHAS JONES:
It´s bad enough Disney built the Disney store

PHILLIPA SOO:
Souvenir shops everywhere

JASMINE CEPHAS JONES:
It´s bad enough British shows invade our shore

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
British pop pollutes the air

EVERYONE:
Look around, Look around

PHILLIPA SOO:
Renée, remind me what we´re looking for

MEN:
She´s lookin' for me

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:       EVERYONE:
Phillipa, I'm lookin' for some        Entertainment
I´m lookin' for some                  Entertainment
I´m lookin' for some                  Entertainment
Yo, yo, yo, yo!

LESLIE ODOM JR.:
Wooh! There´s nothing like newcomers in the city
Someone seekin' rush tickets to a show that´s witty
Excuse me miss, I know I look funny
But your hairdo looks like a hooker with money
Are you slumming in the city wearing Prada heels?
Or are you lookin´ for a bookin' at some half priced deals?

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
Scalpers disgust me

LESLIE ODOM JR.:
Yeah, but please don't bust me!
I'm a trusty scalper who's just a little rusty

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
I've been reading Broadway World on .com
But I'm a girl who's hair is curled by her dotty mom
You wanna be commercial?
I want it controversial
So listen to my infomercial!
The British say it's all self evident that all shows are created equal
But when I meet Lord Lloyd Webber
I'm 'a compell him not to do another "Phantom" sequel

SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES:
Yuck!

PHILLIPA SOO:
Look around,
Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now

EVERYONE:
Look around,
Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now

OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN:
An American Psycho in Paris!

PATRICK BATEMAN:
I'll kill my friends in my underwear
With a big axe everyday
I'll splatter red plasma everywhere
Stand aside, you're in my way
I was a god, why did they call off the run?
Blood is good American fun
I'll kill the critics who didn't care
In my jocky underwear
In my jocky underwear!

EVERYONE:
Look around,
Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now

LESLIE ODOM JR.:
The Lion King and I!

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
The King and I is gone
While Lion King plays on
So let's resign and combine Hammerstein with Elton John
Shall we roar?
Shall we just keep on pleaing evermore?
Shall we roar?
People like what they know and what's in store. (Hakuna Matata)
What a snore when producers reheat their soup du jour
They know people will pay more for designs by July Taymor
Or the great Richard Rogers' score
It's a weird combination but a tourist trap sensation
They will roar, "We want more."
So let's roar

EVERYONE:
Look around,
Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now

LESLIE ODOM JR.:
Avenue Crucible!

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY & LESLIE ODOM JR.:
Everyone's a little bit scary, they say
Everybody likes a good witch hunt, but hey
Every Arthur Miller play
Gets revived too much today
Enough should be enough for goodness sake
"The Crucible" should be burned at the stake

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
Everyone's a little bit scary
Like ME

OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN:
Aaah!

EVERYONE:
Look around,
Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
Cause I've been reading Broadway World on .com

OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN:
Look around, look around

LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS:
Hey hey hey hey

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
But I'm a girl who's hair is curled by her dotty mom

OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN:
This controversy's happening

LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS:
Hey hey hey hey

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
You wanna be commericial? I want it controversial

OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN:
In New York

LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS:
Hey hey hey hey

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
So listen to my infomercial

OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN:
This controversy happening

LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS:
Hey hey hey hey

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
The British say it's all self evident that all shows are created equal

OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN:
Look around,
Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now

LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS:
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

EVERYONE:
Twerk twerk

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:
Renée Elise

EVERYONE:
Twerk twerk

PHILLIPA SOO:
Phillipa Soo

JASMINE CEPHAS JONES:
And Jasmine

EVERYONE:
Twerk twerk
The Schuyler Puppets (Twerk twerk)

RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY:           EVERYONE:
We're looking for a theatre jerk      Twerk twerk
Hey                                            Twerk twerk
Hey                                            Twerk twerk twerk twerk
In the loudest city

EVERYONE:
In the loudest city in the world
In the loudest city in the world


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Lin-Manuel As Hamilton
Aaron Burr, Sir, Nervous-er
His Shot
Look Around (The Schuyler Puppets)
Lin-Manuel's Quest
Ticket Beggar Woman
Straight Guy's Winter's Prom
Straight is Back
What Did You Miss?
Daveed Diggs - The Fresh Prince of Big Hair
Ticket Beggar Woman #2
Liza's 'Down With Rap'
Ticket Beggar Woman #3
Book of No More Mormons
Cool Duel
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Cries
The Film When It Happens
Finale: Raise a Glass To Broadway
Encore: Our Shot