2013 Chicago Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier Musical - I Steal Everything Lyrics
ALADDIN: Want food but got no money I'm screwed, or so it would seem That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme Just steal everything
For real, I'm not that picky I'll steal whatever's in sight Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight
CRIPPLED ORPHAN (spoken): Hey, my crutch!
ALADDIN (spoken): It's mine now, loser
I steal everything
Did you know that in this barbaric country They only give you money if you work? Thanks but no thanks, "The Man" I'll keep stealing all I can Instead of being a fascist, yuppy jerk
CRIPPLED ORPHAN: Hippy!
ORPHAN: Fucker!
BREAD SELLER: Slacker!
ALADDIN: Sucker!
Who would seek employment When life offers such enjoyment?
Anything I get I can get for free Besides, the economy's shit So I make haste when making exits Get chased by a murderous mob Hey man, still beats getting a job
(spoken) Am I right?
PREGNANT GIRL: Asshole!
ALADDIN: Oh, wow
FATHER: Douchebag!
ALADDIN: Hey now! Just one question, why man?
FATHER: 'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen
ALADDIN: That's completely fair But in my defense: (spoken) Dude, your daughter's hot
I feel that it's my duty To steal, 'cause stealing's an art I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack Candy from babies, the shirt off your back Credit, identities, thunder, and scenes Intellectual property, whatever that means
And if you look closer This poor little orphan will steal your heart...
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SYNOPSIS Dream a Little Harder I Steal Everything Everything and More Sands of Time/ Golden Rule Golden Rule (Reprise) A Thousand and One Nights If I Believed Orphaned at 33 Happy Ending No One Remembers Achmed Take Off Your Clothes Twisted The Power in Me A Thousand and One Nights (Reprise)
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