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2013 Chicago
Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier Musical - I Steal Everything Lyrics
ALADDIN:
Want food but got no money
I'm screwed, or so it would seem
That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme
Just steal everything
For real, I'm not that picky
I'll steal whatever's in sight
Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight
CRIPPLED ORPHAN (spoken):
Hey, my crutch!
ALADDIN (spoken):
It's mine now, loser
I steal everything
Did you know that in this barbaric country
They only give you money if you work?
Thanks but no thanks, "The Man"
I'll keep stealing all I can
Instead of being a fascist, yuppy jerk
CRIPPLED ORPHAN:
Hippy!
ORPHAN:
Fucker!
BREAD SELLER:
Slacker!
ALADDIN:
Sucker!
Who would seek employment
When life offers such enjoyment?
Anything I get I can get for free
Besides, the economy's shit
So I make haste when making exits
Get chased by a murderous mob
Hey man, still beats getting a job
(spoken) Am I right?
PREGNANT GIRL:
Asshole!
ALADDIN:
Oh, wow
FATHER:
Douchebag!
ALADDIN:
Hey now!
Just one question, why man?
FATHER:
'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen
ALADDIN:
That's completely fair
But in my defense:
(spoken) Dude, your daughter's hot
I feel that it's my duty
To steal, 'cause stealing's an art
I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack
Candy from babies, the shirt off your back
Credit, identities, thunder, and scenes
Intellectual property, whatever that means
And if you look closer
This poor little orphan will steal your heart...
Other Songs: Twisted the Musical Lyrics
I Steal Everything lyrics from Twisted the musical
Twisted the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Dream a Little Harder
I Steal Everything
Everything and More
Sands of Time/ Golden Rule
Golden Rule (Reprise)
A Thousand and One Nights
If I Believed
Orphaned at 33
Happy Ending
No One Remembers Achmed
Take Off Your Clothes
Twisted
The Power in Me
A Thousand and One Nights (Reprise)
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