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2024 West End
Why Am I So Single? the Musical - Interlude into B Minor Lyrics
The song is written by Toby Marlow and Lucy Moss.
OLIVER: (spoken)
Why are you doing this?
Why do you always have to be?
NANCY: (spoken)
Be? Bee?
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
In the flat, there’s a bee!
ALL:
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
In the flat, there’s a bee!
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
There’s a bee, Oh em G
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
In the flat, there’s a bee!
NANCY:
Where’s the fucking bee gone?
OLIVER:
I can’t see the fucking bee
NANCY:
I fucking hate the fucking bee
OLIVER:
Well are you sure it was a bee?
I mean it might just be a fly
Oh no it is a fucking bee!
ALL:
There’s a bee, there’s a bee, in the flat, there’s a bee!
If we can’t get it out it will be the bee’s flat
Cause the bee has a sting and the sting is sharp
NANCY:
Why’d you even open the window?
OLIVER:
I didn’t the bee would fly in though
NANCY & OLIVER:
Can’t believe there’s bees about in February
(February)
ALL:
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
In the flat, there’s a bee!
NANCY:
It’s not fucking good
OLIVER:
No it’s not, no it’s really, really not
NANCY:
I think I’m going to cry
OLIVER:
Ah don’t cry ba-bee
NANCY:
Stop fucking about
Fuck’s sake, how can we just get the bee out
OLIVER:
I’ll do it
NANCY:
Oh so you’re good with bees?
You might have allergies
OLIVER:
I’m sure I’d have known
NANCY:
Well let me help
OLIVER:
Don’t bother, I know you’re afraid
So this one escapade I will face on my own
NANCY:
I’ll be waiting
Over here
With a magazine
(Ah)
No it won’t sting
But I’ll get the antihistamine
Just in case
ALL:
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
In the flat, there’s a bee!
OLIVER: (shouting)
Get out, get out!
ALL:
Look out, F you C the B
E-ven F you D-dn't C A B
OLIVER: (shouting)
Oh em G
NANCY:
Did it leave?
BEE:
BUZZZZZZZZZ!
ALL:
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
In the flat, there’s a bee!
OLIVER:
I had to flee
I just couldn’t win
NANCY: (spoken)
I think I can help if you let me in?
OLIVER: (spoken)
Let’s work together
NANCY: (spoken)
Let’s get this bee
OLIVER: (spoken)
Plan A didn’t work,
It’s time for a different plan
OLIVER:
The second we get in the room
I will go and grab the broom
But I won’t hurt the bee
I’ll nudge it toward the window from the wall
NANCY:
And I’ll come as well and
Light the citronella
OLIVER:
Once you’ve lit the candle
Open all of the windows
I’ll usher it to freedom
NANCY:
Will that work?
OLIVER:
God only knows
And if the worse should happen
NANCY & OLIVER:
I’ll be right there by your side
NANCY:
I won’t abandon you
OLIVER:
Come take my hand
NANCY & OLIVER:
And once more unto the bee, dear friend
NANCY:
I’m so scared
OLIVER:
I’m so scared
NANCY & OLIVER:
Both of us are just so very scared and handsome
We’re so sexy!
NANCY:
Oh, you can do this
OLIVER:
You can do this
NANCY & OLIVER:
We’re gonna set the bee free
And then we’re gonna be free
In this flat, which then will be bee-free
OLIVER:
Hey girl
NANCY:
Hey girl
NANCY & OLIVER:
Let’s go in!
ALL:
There’s a bee, there’s a bee,
In the flat, there’s a bee!
There’s a bee, there’s a bee
And there is not a single bug that can bug me
When I am in collaboration with you
And if the bee does sting you
I’ll punch its fucking face
And I will bring you its corpse
NANCY:
Did you get it?
NANCY & OLIVER:
No, fuck there it is!
NANCY:
Go, cup, paper
(Go, go, go, go throw it out the window)
NANCY & OLIVER:
Shhhhh
NANCY: (spoken)
I think it’s gone
OLIVER: (spoken)
Yeah, God, no offence but
You can really be such a cry ba-bee
ALL:
There’s a bee, there’s a bee
OLIVER:
On my hand
ALL:
There’s a bee!
OLIVER: (spoken)
OK it’s definitely gone
NANCY: (spoken)
Oliver, we just got a whole bee out of your flat
If we can do that I genuinely think
We can do anything together
So will you tell me what’s going on?
Will you let me in?
OLIVER: (spoken)
OK, well maybe after a 15-minute break
And a little bit of ice cream
NANCY: (spoken)
Oliver, if we’re going to have an interval now
I think we need a bit more of a cliffhanger…
(Doorbell rings)
NANCY & OLIVER:
Wait, who could that
ALL:
Be?
Review: Why Am I So Single? the Musical Lyrics
Why Am I So Single? the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Why Am I So Single? (Demo)
8 Dates
I Got Off the Plane
C U Never (Demo)
Shhh!!!!
Just In Case
Interlude into B Minor
Clubs Glorious Clubs
No Question
Disco Ball
Better Off Love Story
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