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Why Am I So Single - C U Never (Demo) Lyrics |
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2024 West End
Why Am I So Single? the Musical - C U Never (Demo) Lyrics
The song is written by Toby Marlow and Lucy Moss.
ARTIE: (spoken)
Alright then
Here's what you're gonna say to this stupid little boy
(sung)
So, let's talk about how many times you've been online
Since I asked you how you been
I see it says you're active now and yet somehow
The messages don't switch to 'seen'
NANCY: (spoken)
Ha ha I can't say that
ARTIE:
Ok
How about it's interesting
You went out of your way to say
Hey let's hang just you and I
And now I've been like yeah,
Alright let's find the time
Suddenly you've gone all shy
NANCY: (spoken)
Lol, no
ARTIE: (spoken)
Ok no but seriously, just say
(sung)
When you came my way
I thought yeah okay
But now you're playing games
Like I'm the one who came on to you
So I'm likе literally why?
Why you gotta mess me around though?
Am I gonna see you around? No
Can't bеlieve I even thought about you at all
See you never
Never even said I would date ya
What a fucking waste of my data
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the-
Why'd ya-
Ugh
Literally bye
See you never
Ugh literally bye
See you never
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the-
Why'd ya-
NANCY:
You're so right
I'm done with crafting and redrafting lengthy texts
That he'll reply to with thumbs up
And so my friend I'm gonna send him one last text
One quick message that sums up
Precisely how I feel about the situation
Without coming across too needy
NANCY: (spoken)
Ok here goes
(sung)
I know it sounds insane but-
ARTIE:
Nope, see you never
NANCY:
Lol soz to be a pain
ARTIE & NANCY:
But
ARTIE:
See you never
NANCY:
I guess what I am saying
ARTIE:
Is see you never
NANCY:
I just want to explain how I feel
ARTIE:
Have you tried ugh literally bye
Never should've messed me around so
Am I gonna see you around?
NANCY:
No
ARTIE:
Can't believe I even thought about you at all
See you never
Slide right out of my dms
Hit me up again in your dreams
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the-
Why'd ya-
Ugh
Literally bye
NANCY:
See you never
Eh-
ARTIE:
Literally bye
ARTIE & NANCY:
See you never
NANCY:
Can't believe it
ARTIE:
Yeah
NANCY:
Why'd I even-
ARTIE:
Yeah
NANCY:
Oh it's so
ARTIE:
I know but you're not the only one, look around
Every single person has someone they should-
But instead they're-
And
Then
When they should be enjoying their brunch
ARTIE: (spoken)
You know what? Listen up everyone
No, shut the fuck up ok?
Listen, no stop acting
Who here is a bit fed up of waiting around
For them to message you back?
And who is a little bit tired of them being too busy
To reply despite somehow having the time
To immediately watch every story you ever post?
And who has had it up to here
With checking your phone five times a minute
To see if they're ever going to reply?
Oh and when they finally do reply,
Waiting 45 minutes to reply to that reply,
So as to not seem too keen?
ENSEMBLE MEMBER:
His Whatsapp has a glitch
ARTIE:
Nope see you never
ENSEMBLE MEMBER:
It's a complicated sitch
ARTIE:
No it's not see you never
ENSEMBLE MEMBER:
He called my mum a bit-
ARTIE:
Woah ok that's defs see you never
ENSEMBLE MEMBER:
To be fair every individual guy is diff-
ARTIE:
Nope, literally bye!
ENSEMBLE:
Never should of messed us around so
Are we gonna see them around?
ARTIE:
No!
ENSEMBLE:
Can't believe we even thought about them at all
NANCY:
See you never
ARTIE:
If he doesn't spark any joy go
Throw him out like you're Marie Kondo
BARTENDER:
Wait a minute-
ARTIE:
Nope
BARTENDER:
That's not really-
ARTIE & NANCY:
Nope
BARTENDER:
Listen, can I-
ARTIE & NANCY:
Nope, literally bye!
ENSEMBLE:
See you never
BARTENDER: (spoken)
You haven't paid
ENSEMBLE:
See you never
ARTIE:
When you getting back together?
NANCY:
Let me check my schedule, oh yeah
ENSEMBLE:
I'll see you never
Review: Why Am I So Single? the Musical Lyrics
Why Am I So Single? the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Why Am I So Single? (Demo)
8 Dates
I Got Off the Plane
C U Never (Demo)
Shhh!!!!
Just In Case
Interlude into B Minor
Clubs Glorious Clubs
No Question
Disco Ball
Better Off Love Story
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