Bridgerton the Musical - Opening Number Lyrics

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Bridgerton the Musical on TikTok - Opening Number Lyrics


Written by Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear.

MOTHERS:
Tis the season!
It’s a season for elegant ladies!
Reputations dictated by the queen!
Must be perfectly perfect
Must meet every expectation
May god save all our souls!

LADY WHISTLEDOWN: (spoken)
Grosvenor Square, 1813
Dearest reader,
The time has come to place our bets
For the upcoming social season!
Consider the household of the Baron Featherington
3 misses foisted upon the marriage market
Like sorrowful sows by their tasteless and tactless Mama

PENELOPE:
Is she to breathe mama?

LADY FEATHERINGTON:
When I was your age I could fit my waist into an orange
And a half and so shall you!
Tighter.

PRUDENCE:
Tighter?!
(welps of pain)


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