Here We Are - Cafe Everything (Part: 1) Lyrics |
2023 Off-Broadway Here We Are the Musical - Cafe Everything (Part: 1) Lyrics
The song is written by Stephen Sondheim. Sung Denis O’Hare.
MAN: I am so sorry, Madam We have no decaf latte Mocha ninos With soy milk Today
CLAUDIA: Fine, skip the Soy
MAN: What can I say?
CLAUDIA: I said fine! Regular is-
MAN: That’s not the problem, Madam The problem isn’t just the soy, you see It’s more than just the soy
CLAUDIA: Yes-
MAN: I couldn’t be more sorry, Madam But sad to say the fact is that not only do we have no soy
LEO: Oh boy
CLAUDIA: Don't tell me that
MAN: We have no mocha
CLAUDIA: The just a decat-
MAN: We’re also out of Latte
CLAUDIA: What?
MAN: We do expect a little latte later But we haven’t gotta lotta latte now
RAFFAEL: You can't be out of Latte, That means you are out of mikl
MAN: Sir, not only are we out of milk We’re out of cream, We’re out of half and half
CLAUDIA: A cafe latte without the latt-
MAN: We’re also outta "caf"
CLAUDIA: Not even "De"?
MAN: Huh, that a laugh?
CLAUDIA: Alright then tea Twinings Earl Grey Bag on the side
MAN: Ah… Yes… Well…
CLAUDIA: Don't tell me-
MAN: I am so sorry Madam I do apologize It’s unforgivable I’m so embarrassed But not only are we out of Earl Gray We’re out of earl green We’re out of earl red and blue And everything in between!
CLAUDIA: Ok then Lipton I don't care what the fu-
MAN: I apologize profusely Madam But we’re shit out of tea Today
CLAUDIA: You gotta be kidding
MAN: "Je suis désolé"
CLAUDIA: Fine, Diet Coke
MAN: Madam, if I may... I forgot to say, By the way We have no Coke We have no Sprite We have no Mountain Dew No Fresca Lite And I should add, although I do regret it If you’re thinking beer or wine, forget it
CLAUDIA: What is this Paraguay? Do you have water?
MAN: I will check
LEO: To hell with it, let's just order
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