Every Story's Got a Lesson Lyrics

2016 Off-Broadway
Ride the Cyclone the Musical - Every Story's Got a Lesson Lyrics

The song is written by Jacob Richmond and Brooke Maxwell.

OCEAN: (spoken)
Noel didn’t even talk about anything real.
It was just a song about him wanting
To be a sex worker in the old-fashioned days!
What is even the moral?
What does it teach you?
What’s the lesson?

KARNAK: (spoken)
Not every story has a lesson, Ocean

OCEAN: (spoken)
Nooooooo...
Every story has a lesson!
Every story

(sung)
Every story's got a lesson
A simple moral to be told
Although a tale may twist and turn

CHOIR:
There's always something you can learn

OCEAN:
A nugget of wisdom, solid gold!

CHOIR:
Solid gold!

KARNAK: (spoken)
Ah yes, perhaps every story does have lesson.
Likе Pompeii: don't live next
To an activе volcano

Moving forward, ladies and gentlemen,
It's time to raise it up
For the best Ukrainian rapper
In Northeastern Saskatchewan,
Mischa Bachinski: the angriest boy in town

P.S. The second movement
Of this section won't make a lick
Of sense until you see it live.
And that, my friends,
Is a masterclass in how to upsell

Ride the Cyclone the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Karnak's Dream of Life
Welcome
The Uranium Suite
Jane Doe's Entrance
What the World Needs
Meet Noel Gruber
Noel's Lament
Every Story's Got a Lesson
This Song Is Awesome
Meet Ricky Potts
Meet Jane Doe
The Ballad of Jane Doe
The New Birthday Song
Jawbreaker
Sugar Cloud
Still Here?
Be Safe, Be Good (For Rachel)
A World Inside