Woman of the Year - The Grass Is Always Greener Lyrics |
1981 Broadway Woman of the Year the Musical - The Grass Is Always Greener Lyrics
(performed by Lauren Bacall & Marilyn Cooper - 1981 performed by Brenda Pressley & Karen Mason - 1991)
I`ll bet your friends are all celebrities. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? You can make a pot roast. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First you brown an onion. Is your picture up at sardi`s? That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? You can clean an oven. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First you get the e-z off!
Ah, the grass is always greener On somebody else`s estate. Ah, the meat is always leaner On somebody else`s dinner plate. But you can sew a button on.
That`s wonderful! What`s so wonderful? Bet you go to discos. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First you take a valium! I can see you planning picnics. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? Eating at the white house! That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First they pass the jelly beans.
Ah, the grass is always greener On somebody else`s front lawn. Ah, somebody else`s wiener Always has a lot more relish on.
You saved the whales in new foundland. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? You can run a household. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First you have a breakdown. You`re always in the magazines. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? You can hold a husband. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? There`s more to life than husbands. I could use a husband You can have my husband. I`ve already had your husband! Ah, it makes you kind of teary. Ah, think about it, dearie. The grass is always greener In someone else`s yard. It`s hard!
I`ll bet you always ride in limousines. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? You`ve got time for luncheons. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First you sell the tupperware. The public wants your autograph. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? You raised a teenaged daughter. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First you find her diaphragm.
Ah, the grass is always greener Where some other tenant pays rent. Ah, the teeth are always cleaner In somebody else`s polident.
Do you know who your neighbors are? That`s wonderul!
What`s so wonderful? You know rona barrett. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? First you keep your mouth shut. I bet you squeeze the charmin. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? You can make headline. That`s wonderful!
What`s so wonderful? I`d rather have a pot roast. So go brown an onion. And have some peace and quiet. You`ve already had my husband! Ah, everyone`s a victim Of this ducky little dictum: The grass is always greener In somebody else`s yard. It`s hard!
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SYNOPSIS One of the Boys Sometimes a Day Goes By The Grass Is Always Greener
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