Cooties Lyrics - Hairspray LIVE!

Song from NBC's Hairspray LIVE! (2016)
Hairspray LIVE! - Cooties Lyrics

"Cooties" is a song from Hairspray LIVE! performed by Dove Cameron (Amber) and Council Members.

AMBER
Tracy Turnblad, this song is for you!

They came from way far out
In outer space
She's hard to miss and so
They landed on her face

AMBER & GUYS
She's got cooties!

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
They've found a place to nest

GUYS
She's got cooties!

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long-tailed, sharp nails
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

Come on everybody, let's stamp them out!

COUNCIL MEMBERS
She's got cooties!

AMBER
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell

COUNCIL MEMBERS
She's got cooties!

AMBER
You know she's coming down the hall
From just her smell

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
Nobody wants to sit by her

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
Don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle
Dot, dot, dot

AMBER & COUNCIL MEMBERS
Hurry, get your cootie shot!

AMBER
Dresses like a circus clown

AMBER & COUNCIL MEMBERS
Somebody oughta hose her down

AMBER
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!

And that's for you!

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Cooties song lyrics from Hairspray LIVE!