Matilda the Musical - Bruce Lyrics

2013 Broadway
Matilda the Musical - Bruce Lyrics


(Performs - Miss Trunchbull, Children)

[Interlude]

Consider a slice
Or even two, Bruce...
Might have been nice,
But even you, Bruce,
Have to admit
Between you and it
There's not a lot of difference in size.

[Choruses - overlapping:]

[Chorus - Group 1:]
He can't!
He surely can't!
He surely can't!
He might explode.
He’s going to blow.
Make him stop!
I can’t watch!

[Chorus - Group 2:]
He can! Bruce!
You are the man, Bruce!
He’s quite elastic!
He’s fantastic!
Look at him go!

[Chorus - Both Groups:]
And we made a bet
This must confirm, Bruce,
But we all suspected
You have a worm, Bruce,
Or maybe your largeness is
A bit like a TARDIS -
Considerably roomier inside.

[Chorus - Group 1:]
He can't!
He surely can't!
He surely can't!

[Chorus - Group 2:]
He can! Bruce!
You are the man, Bruce!

[Chorus - Both Groups:]
B-R-O-O-C-E!

[Bridge 1:]
Bruce!
The time has come
To put that tumbly tum to use.
You produce, Bruce,
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice.

Ohh...
Eat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up.
Whatever you do, don’t chuck it up,
And muck it up!

[Bridge 2:]
Come on, Bruce, be our hero!
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!

Bruce!

[Chorus 1:]
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
For your immense caboose!
We should call a truce, Bruce.
With every swallow you are tightening the noose.
We never thought it was possible,
But here it is coming true.
We can have our cake and eat it too!

[Bridge 3:]
Bruce!
The time has come
To put that tumbly tum to use.
There's no excuse, Bruce.
Let out your belt.
I think you'll want your trousers loose.

Oooooh! Stuff it in.
Bruce!
You're almost finished.
Bruce!
You’ll fit it in.
Whatever you do, just don't give in.
Bruce!
Don't let her win!
Bruce!

[Bridge 2:]
Come on, Bruce, be our hero.
Cover yourself in chocolate glory.

Go on, Bruce, do it!

Ohh...
Bruce!

[Chorus 2:]
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
For your immense caboose.
We should call a truce, Bruce.
Just one more bite and you’ll have
Completely cooked the goose.
We never thought it was possible,
But here it is coming true.
We can have our cake and eat it...

Aaah...

GO ON, BRUCIE!

[Thanks to Kitty & http://matilda-lyrics.x10.mx for lyrics]

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