The Robber Bridegroom - Poor Tied Up Darlin' Lyrics |
2016 Off-Broadway production The Robber Bridegroom the Musical - Poor Tied Up Darlin' Lyrics
HARP I'LL GIVE YOU A SACK OF OKRA IF YOU STEAL ME THE STOLEN GIRL
GOAT A SACK OF OKRA UNE HUNH NOW WHO GITS TO KEEP THE SACK?
LITTLE HARP YOU YOU GIT THE SACK YOU GIT THE OKRA FATTEST LITTLE OKRA BARRIN NONE AND THE ONLY THING THAT I'M GITTIN IS THAT UNFORTUNATE CHILD
POOR TIED UP DARLIN -POOR TIED UP DARLIN YOU SAY SHE'S.UHHHHHH?
LITTLE HARP AHHHHHH?
GOAT AHHHHHH!
LITTLE HARP TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO I'LL THROW IN A BAG OF BUTTERBEANS TOO YOU'RE GITTIN YOU THE BEANS AND THE BAG AND THE OKRA AND THE SACK AND ALL THAT I GIT FROM YOU IS THAT POOR LITTLE TIED UP UNFORTUNATE CHILD YOU'RE LOOKIN' A LITTLE IFFY SO I'LL GIVE YOU MY STORE TEETH TOO
GOAT A SET OF STORE TEETH OKAY BUT I GOT MY OWN RIGHT HERE SEE?
LITTLE HARP TAKE HOME THE TEETH THEY'RE FOR YOUR MA FINEST EVER MADE FER DIPPIN' SNUFF AND THE ONLY THING THAT I'M ASKIN' IS THAT SU-UFFERIN' CHILD
BOTH POOR TIED UP DARLIN' POOR TIED UP DARLIN'
LITTLE HARP HAS SHE GOT UHHHH?
GOAT UHHHH!
LITTLE HARP AHHHH?
GOAT EEEEE!
LITTLE HARP TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO I'LL TOSS IN A CART OF CHICKENSHIT TOO
GOAT Chickenshit!
LITTLE HARP YOU GIT THE SHIT AND THE CART AND THE TEETH FOR YER MA AND THE BEANS AND THE BAG AND THE OKRA AND THE SACK AND ALL I GOT FROM YOU IS THAT POOR LITTLE PUT UPON TIED UP UNFORTUNATE CHILD
WAIT! I'LL GIVE YOU A JEW'S HARP ROOF TARP HOW'S ABOUT A SICKLE SHARP PLUS A PAIR OF CUPBOARD DOORS A PAIR OF WINTER UNDERDRAWERS A WOODEN LEG A RUTAGEGA KEG OF CORN TO KEEP YOU DRUNK
GOAT AN' EVERTHANG THASS IN YER TRUNK
LITTLE HARP MY TRUNK?
GOAT ALL I WANT IS ALL THASS IN YER TRUNK DEAL?
LITTLE HARP DEAL!
BOTH POOR TIED UP DARLIN’ POOR TIED UP DARLIN’ OH YES SHE'S BOUND AND GAGGED AND DRUGGED AND BAGGED THAT PITIFUL DEAR IS COMIN' HERE AND OH LORDY LORDY DON'T IT MAKE YOU GIT A HEARTACHE!
More song from musical: The Robber Bridegroom the Musical Lyrics Poor Tied Up Darlin' The Robber Bridegroom lyrics musical
The Robber Bridegroom the Musical Lyrics
STORY SYNOPSIS Once Upon the Natchez Trace Suddenly the Day Looks Sunny Two Heads Steal With Style Rosamund's Dream The Pricklepear Bloom Nothin' Up Deeper in the Woods Marriage is Riches Little Pieces of Sugar Cane Love Stolen Poor Tied Up Darlin' Mean As a Snake Goodbye Salome Sleepy Man Where, Oh Where (Is My Baby Darlin'?) Pass Her Along Finale
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