2016 An American Parody of the Broadway show Hamilton Spamilton the Musical - Look Around (The Schuyler Puppets) Lyrics
LESLIE ODOM JR.: The tourists love nothing more Than hangin' midtown to see the stars they adore They hang outside the stage door and they gawk At the actors so exhausted they can't even talk "Come meet the Schuyler's" the rows are loaded Hi ho, three sisters on the go Renée Goldsberry, Phillipa Soo and Jasmine Sneak into the other shows and laugh at every has-been
SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES: Smirk Smirk
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Renée Elise
SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES: Smirk Smirk
PHILLIPA SOO: Phillipa Soo
JASMINE CEPHAS JONES: And Jasmine
SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES: Smirk Smirk
EVERYONE: They Schuyler Puppets
SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES: Renée Elise Jasmine Phillipa
EVERYONE: Twerk
JASMINE CEPHAS JONES: Disney says musicals should dumb down
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Disney wants all family shows
JASMINE CEPHAS JONES: Disney gave Hamilton a thumbs down
PHILLIPA SOO: We´ll be here while their shows close
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: But
EVERYONE: Look around, look around
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: At all the new shows happenin' in New York
EVERYONE: We said New York, yuck.
JASMINE CEPHAS JONES: It´s bad enough Disney built the Disney store
PHILLIPA SOO: Souvenir shops everywhere
JASMINE CEPHAS JONES: It´s bad enough British shows invade our shore
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: British pop pollutes the air
EVERYONE: Look around, Look around
PHILLIPA SOO: Renée, remind me what we´re looking for
MEN: She´s lookin' for me
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: EVERYONE: Phillipa, I'm lookin' for some Entertainment I´m lookin' for some Entertainment I´m lookin' for some Entertainment Yo, yo, yo, yo!
LESLIE ODOM JR.: Wooh! There´s nothing like newcomers in the city Someone seekin' rush tickets to a show that´s witty Excuse me miss, I know I look funny But your hairdo looks like a hooker with money Are you slumming in the city wearing Prada heels? Or are you lookin´ for a bookin' at some half priced deals?
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Scalpers disgust me
LESLIE ODOM JR.: Yeah, but please don't bust me! I'm a trusty scalper who's just a little rusty
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: I've been reading Broadway World on .com But I'm a girl who's hair is curled by her dotty mom You wanna be commercial? I want it controversial So listen to my infomercial! The British say it's all self evident that all shows are created equal But when I meet Lord Lloyd Webber I'm 'a compell him not to do another "Phantom" sequel
SCHUYLER SISTERS ACTRESSES: Yuck!
PHILLIPA SOO: Look around, Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now
EVERYONE: Look around, Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: An American Psycho in Paris!
PATRICK BATEMAN: I'll kill my friends in my underwear With a big axe everyday I'll splatter red plasma everywhere Stand aside, you're in my way I was a god, why did they call off the run? Blood is good American fun I'll kill the critics who didn't care In my jocky underwear In my jocky underwear!
EVERYONE: Look around, Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now
LESLIE ODOM JR.: The Lion King and I!
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: The King and I is gone While Lion King plays on So let's resign and combine Hammerstein with Elton John Shall we roar? Shall we just keep on pleaing evermore? Shall we roar? People like what they know and what's in store. (Hakuna Matata) What a snore when producers reheat their soup du jour They know people will pay more for designs by July Taymor Or the great Richard Rogers' score It's a weird combination but a tourist trap sensation They will roar, "We want more." So let's roar
EVERYONE: Look around, Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now
LESLIE ODOM JR.: Avenue Crucible!
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY & LESLIE ODOM JR.: Everyone's a little bit scary, they say Everybody likes a good witch hunt, but hey Every Arthur Miller play Gets revived too much today Enough should be enough for goodness sake "The Crucible" should be burned at the stake
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Everyone's a little bit scary Like ME
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: Aaah!
EVERYONE: Look around, Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Cause I've been reading Broadway World on .com
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: Look around, look around
LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS: Hey hey hey hey
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: But I'm a girl who's hair is curled by her dotty mom
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: This controversy's happening
LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS: Hey hey hey hey
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: You wanna be commericial? I want it controversial
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: In New York
LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS: Hey hey hey hey
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: So listen to my infomercial
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: This controversy happening
LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS: Hey hey hey hey
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: The British say it's all self evident that all shows are created equal
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: Look around, Look around at how yucky shows all are mashing up right now
LESLIE ODOM JR. & DAVEED DIGGS: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
EVERYONE: Twerk twerk
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Renée Elise
EVERYONE: Twerk twerk
PHILLIPA SOO: Phillipa Soo
JASMINE CEPHAS JONES: And Jasmine
EVERYONE: Twerk twerk The Schuyler Puppets (Twerk twerk)
RENÈE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: EVERYONE: We're looking for a theatre jerk Twerk twerk Hey Twerk twerk Hey Twerk twerk twerk twerk In the loudest city
EVERYONE: In the loudest city in the world In the loudest city in the world
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