American Psycho - If We Get Married Lyrics

Broadway production 2016
American Psycho the Musical - If We Get Married Lyrics

(Music and Lyrics by Duncan Sheik)

Evelyn Williams: If we get married,
We’d have such a wedding!

Patrick Bateman: You will be carried
to your beheading…

Evelyn Williams: It’s so romantic,
We’ll be in page six!

Patrick Bateman: Me in that rag,
Next to some trashy bitch…

Evelyn Williams: I’d like a huge diamond,
Won’t settle for less!

Patrick Bateman: How many carats,
Or should I just guess?
If you only knew…

Jean: If I only knew…

Evelyn Williams: If we get married.

Jean: Would he be happy?

Patrick Bateman: If you only knew…

Evelyn Williams: The band should be ethnic,
Perhaps a bit reggae.

Patrick Bateman: Maybe machine guns
will make a good segue…

Jean: If he got married, he might relax?

Evelyn Williams: I’d serve him dinner.

Patrick Bateman: I’d swing an axe!

Jean: It’s that look in his eyes
That I don’t understand…

Evelyn Williams: I’ll burst into tears
When he takes my hand!

Jean: When he holds my hand!

Patrick Bateman: When I cut off her hand!
If you only knew…

Jean: If I only knew…

Evelyn Williams: If we get married.

Jean: Would I be happy?

Patrick Bateman: If you only knew…

Jean: If I only knew…

Evelyn Williams: If we get married…

Patrick Bateman: If you only knew…

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SYNOPSIS
Opening (Morning Routine)
Cards
You Are What You Wear
Oh Sri Lanka
True Faith
Killing Time
In The Air Tonight
Hardbody
If We Get Married
Not A Common Man
Mistletoe Alert
Clean
Killing Spree
Nice Thought
At The End Of An Island
I Am Back
A Girl Before
Don't You Want Me?
This Is Not An Exit
Selling Out
Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Killing Times 2.0 [Bonus Track]