Cole Porter - Ladies-in-Waiting Lyrics

1957 American musical comedy film
Cole Porter's Les Girls - Ladies-in-Waiting Lyrics

ALL:
We're ladies-in-waiting,
In waiting to the King,
As ladies-in-waiting
We're on the spot
Because we've got
To give the King
Ev'rything.

FIRST GIRL:
I give him his breakfast,
Served in royal state.

SECOND GIRL:
I give him his soda
Bicarbonate.

THIRD GIRL:
And when he wants funsy-wunsy,
When he wants funsy-wunsy

ALL:
Pray, what do you give him?

THIRD GIRL:
I give him the gate!

ALL:
We're ladies-in-waiting,
In waiting to the King,
As ladies-in-waiting
We're on the spot
Because we've got
To give the King
Ev'rything.

FIRST GIRL:
I give him his diet
When too fat he grows.

SECOND GIRL:
I tighten his corset
When still it shows.

FIRST GIRL:
And when he wants foodle-doodle,
When he wants foodle-doodle
Pray, what do you give him?

SECOND GIRL:
A punch in the nose!

ALL:
We're ladies-in-waiting,
In waiting to the King,
As ladies-in-waiting
We're on the spot
Because we've got
To give the King
Ev'rything.

SECOND GIRL:
I fill him with brandy
When the weather's raw.

FIRST GIRL:
I sober him up
When it starts to thaw.

SECOND GIRL:
And when he wants nizzle-nozzle,
When he wants nizzle-nozzle--
Pray, what do you give him?

FIRST GIRL:
A sock in the jaw!

Cole Porter's Les Girls Songs Lyrics

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Les Girls
You're Just Too, Too
Ca, C'est L'Amour
Ladies-in-Waiting
Why Am I So Gone (About that Gal)?