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The Broadway production (2011)
Elf the Musical - A Christmas Song Lyrics
FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE:
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
On TV - At SAKS
SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living
ALL FIVE HOMELESS:
Can't You Spare A Dime Or Two
Here But For The Grace Of God Go You
You'll Be Merry
I'll Be Merry
Tho Merry Ain't In My Vocabulary
No Sleighbells
No Santa Claus
No Yule Log
No Tinsel
No Holly
No Hearth
No
SOLOIST:
'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'
ALL FIVE:
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
No Room At The Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow
VENDORS:
Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze
Mountain Bikes, Potpourri
Leather Bags, Girlie Mags
Forty Fives, AZT
VENDOR #1:
No One's Buying
Feel Like Crying
ALL:
No Room AT THe Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow
VENDOR #2:
How About A Fur-
In Perfect Shape
Owned By An MBA From Uptown
I Got A Tweed
Broken In By A Greedy
Broker Who Went Broke
And Then Broke Down
COLLINS:
You Don't Have To Do This
ANGEL:
Hush Your Mouth, It's Christmas
COLLINS:
I Do Not Deserve You, Angel
COLLINS:
Give - Give All You Do
Is Give Give Me Some Way
To Show How You've Touched Me So
ANGEL:
Wait - What's On The Floor?
Let's See Some More
No - No - No...
ANGEL:
Kiss Me - It's Beginning To Snow
MARK: ... She Said, 'Would You Light My Candle'
And She Put On A Pout
And She Wanted You
To Take Her Out Tonight?
ROGER: Right
MARK: She Got You Out!
ROGER:
She Was More Than Okay
But I Pushed Her Away
It Was Bad - I Got Mad
And I Had To Get Her Out Of My Sight
MARK: Wait, Wait Wait - You Said She Was Sweet
ROGER:
Let's Go Eat I'll Just Get Fat
It's The One Vice Left-When You're
Dead Meat There - That's Her
MARK: Maureen?
ROGER: Mimi!
MARK: Wo!
ROGER: I Should Go
BOTH: Hey - It's Beginning To Snow
COPS: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
MIMI & JUNKIES:
Follow The Man - Follow The Man
With His Pockets Ful Of The
Jam Follow The Man - Follow The Man
Help Me Out, Daddy
If You Can
Got Any D Man?
THE MAN: I'm Cool
MIMI & JUNKIES: Got Any C Man
THE MAN: I'm Cool
MIMI & JUNKIES:
Got Any X
Any Smack
Any Horse
Any Jugie
Boogie Boy
Any Blow?
ROGER: Hey
MIMI: Hey
ROGER: I Just Want To Say I'm Sorry For The Way --
MIMI: Forget It
ROGER: I Blew Up Can I Make It Up To You?
MIMI: How?
ROGER: Dinner Party?
MIMI: That'll Do
THE MAN: Hey Lover Boy - Cutie Pie You Steal My Client - You Die
ROGER: You Didn't Miss Me - You Won't Miss Her You'll Never Lack For Customers
JUNKIES: I'm Willin' I'm Illin' I Gotta Get My Sickness Off
Gotta Run, Gotta Ride Gotta Gun, Gotta Hide -- Gotta Go
THE MAN: And It's Beginning To Snow
BENNY: Wish Me Luck Alison - The Protest Is On
COAT VENDOR: L. L. Bean, Geoffrey Beene Burburry Zip Out
Lining JUNKIES:
Got Any C Man? Got Any D Man? Got Any B Man Got Any Crack Got Any X
SQUEEGIEMAN: Honest Living - ROGER Mark, This Is Mimi
MARK/MIMI: Hi
ROGER: She's Be Dining - (With Us)
COAT VENDOR: Here's A New Arrival
THE MAN: That Is An Ounce
VENDORS: Hats, Dats, Bats
COLLINS: That's My Coat!
COAT VENDOR: We Give Discounts
MARK: I Think We've Met
ANGEL: Let's Get A Better One
COLLINS: It's A Sham
MIMI: That's What He Said
THE MAN: I Said It's A Gram!
COLLINS: But She's A Thief!
ANGEL: But She Brought Us Together
BENNY: Which Investor Is Coming?
COLLINS: I'll Take The Leather
BENNY: Your Father? - Damn!
HOMELESS & VENDORS:
Christmas Bells Are Swinging
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
In My Dreams - Next Year
Once You Donate You Can Go
Celebrate In Tuckahoe
You'll Feel Cheery
I'll Feel Cherry
Tho' I Dont Really Know That Theory
No Bathrobe
No Steuben Glass
No Cappucino Makers
No Pearls, No Diamonds
No 'Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire'
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
No Room At The Holiday Inn, Oh No -
COPS:
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Just Like The Ones I Used To Know
Jingle Bells - Prison Cells
Fa La La La - Fa La La La
You Have The Right To Remain
Silent Night Holy Night
Fall On Your Knees On Night Divine
You'll Do Some Time
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La La
JUNKIES:
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man?
Got Any X? - Crack?
I'm Willin' - I'm Illin'
Gotta Get My Sickness Off
C-D Help Me
Follow The Man Follow The Man
Follow The Man Jugie Boogie-Jugie Boogie
Follow The Man Follow The Man
Any Crack Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Any Blow Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Got Any D Man, Got Any C Man
Got Any Crack-Any X-Any Jugie Boogie?
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Five
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Five
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Five
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: No Way Twenty Four
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Four
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Four
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Not Today Twenty Three
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Three
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Three
ANGEL: Fifteen It's Old
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Two
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty One
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Seventeen
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Fifteen
ANGEL & COAT VENDOR: Sold!
MARK & ROGER: Let's Go To The Lot - Maureen's Performing
MIMI: Who's Maureen?
ROGER: His Ex
MARK: But I Am Over Her
ROGER: Let's Not Hold Hands Yet
MIMI: Is That A Warning
ALL THREE:
He/You/I
Just
Need(s)
To Take It Slow
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I...
ALL:
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To---
MAUREEN:
Joanne, which way to the stage!
ALL: Snow!
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SYNOPSIS
Christmastown
World's Greatest Dad
In The Way
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I'll Believe In You
In The Way (reprise)
Just Like Him
A Christmas Song
World's Greatest Dad (Reprise)
Nobody Cares About Santa
Never Fall In Love (With An Elf)
There Is A Santa Claus
The Story Of Buddy The Elf
Nobody Cares About Santa (Reprise)
A Christmas Song (Reprise)
Finale
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