Magic Tree House - Banquet In Camelot (Reprise) Lyrics

2007 American children's musical
Magic Tree House the Musical - Banquet In Camelot (Reprise) Lyrics


ANNIE
That’s weird. Where’s all the books?

JACK
I don’t know....

ANNIE
Look! There’s a note!

JACK
“To Jack and Annie of Frog Creek”

ANNIE
That’s us. What’s it say?

JACK
“Dear Jack and Annie,
KING ARTHUR AND QUEEN GUINEVERE
REQUEST THAT YOU PLEASE JOIN THEM HERE
IN CAMELOT TONIGHT AT EIGHT
FOR A ROYAL BANQUET -- DON’T BE LATE”

And it’s signed “M”.

ANNIE
Morgan!

JACK
I guess... That’s weird though.
Morgan never signs her notes with an “M”...

ANNIE
Who cares! We’re going to a banquet in Camelot!
With King Arthur! And Queen Guinevere!

JACK & ANNIE
A BANQUET IN CAMELOT!!

ANNIE
OH WOW!

JACK
OH MAN!

JACK & ANNIE
HOORAY!!!

ANNIE
I WONDER IF THEY BANQUET EVERY DAY

JACK
HMMM...HARD TO SAY...

ANNIE
AND I WONDER WHAT
IN CAMELOT
THEY SERVE AT A ROYAL FEAST
I REALLY HOPE IT ISN'T
PICKLED WILDEBEEST!
YUCK!

JACK
Actually, though, the wildebeest is native to Africa,
So would never be served at a medieval feast!
But they’re amazing animals!
Did you know they can run over fifty miles an hour?

ANNIE
Jack...

JACK
And a wildebeest stampede can do terrible destruction!

ANNIE
Jack!,

JACK
They’re also called gnus, which is spelled G-N-U-S,
But the G is silent. And --

ANNIE
JACK!!! We’re going to Camelot!!!!

JACK
Oh, right!

JACK & ANNIE
A BANQUET IN CAMELOT
WILL BE THE PERFECT WAY
TO CELEBRATE A ROYAL HOLIDAY
SO WE SAY
SO LONG! WE’RE HOT TO TROT!
AND NOW WITHOUT DELAY
THE TREE HOUSE IS OUR GETAWAY
TO THE KING AND QUEEN AND LANCELOT
SO HERE WE GO READY OR NOT!
I WISH WE WERE IN CAMELOT....TODAY!

TREE HOUSE SPINS

ANNIE
This is Camelot?

JACK
It sure is dark.

ANNIE
And cold.

JACK
And kind of...I don’t know...

ANNIE
Sad?

JACK
Yeah. Sad.

JACK AND ANNIE
THE ROYAL REALM OF CAMELOT
IS CLEARLY NOT
AT ALL LIKE WHAT
WE THOUGHT WE’D FIND TODAY AND SO

JACK
I THINK THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD GO...


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