FALSETTOS - March of the Falsettos Lyrics

2016 Broadway revival
Falsettos the Musical - March of the Falsettos Lyrics

“March of the Falsettos” is a song performed by Brandon Uranowitz (Mendel), Christian Borle (Marvin), Anthony Rosenthal (Jason), Andrew Rannells (Whizzer) from the musical FALSETTOS and is written by William Finn and James Lapine.

March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
WEEEEE
Who is man enough to march to march of the falsettos
Come ‘ere!
One foot following the other
Teach it to your brother make him march
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
(Fart noise) oops!
March a little bit
March a little bit
March a little bit on
Four men swaying in phosphorence
Keep replaying their adolescence
Four men marching but never menancing
Four men marching its so convincing
ITS A GODDAMN SURETY WE’RE LACKING IN MATURITY
HAHAHAHA
March
March
March
March
Marvin’s always weary
March
March
March
March
Does this mean that I’m a fairy?
March
March
March
March
What a stupid theory!
March
March
March
March
Whizzer says it doesn’t deary!
Don’t get scared
Don’t get tight
Ass is bared
My delight
Shared with four young men alone in the night!
March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
Who is man enough to march to march of the fsettos?
Hi!!
One foot following the other
Practice it on one another
March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos (march of the falsettos)
March of the falsettos (march of the falsettos)
Marching home!
Uh-oh!

[Thanks to Gina for lyrics]


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