Soho Cinders - Fifteen Minutes Lyrics

2012 Off-West End
Soho Cinders the Musical - Fifteen Minutes Lyrics

The song is written by George Stiles and Anthony Drewe.

DANA (spoken)
Clodagh, what's going on?

CLODAGH (spoken)
I think our talent has finally been recognized

CLODAGH
Someone famous he once said
I don’t recall his name
Everyone’s entitled to
Their fifteen minutes of fame

DANA
Well this looks like our moment
Let the tabloids hue and cry
We’ve got our fifteen minutes
Now let’s bleed ’em till they’re dry

CLODAGH
We want our fifteen minutes
We’ve earned our fifteen minutes
Bring on our fifteen minutes of fame

DANA
Beware the clock is ticking
We’re ready for the picking
At last the mud is sticking to our name

CLODAGH
We’re gonna sell our story
The details maybe gory
We’ll have a taste of glory all the same

CLODAGH AND DANA
Hello it’s fifteen minutes
Our new life can begin it’s
Time for our fifteen minutes of fame

DANA
We’ll become celebrities
The darlings of the press

CLODAGH
Cast us in a pantomime
We’ll be a roaring success

DANA
Bring out a range of clothing

CLODAGH
And a perfume’s sure to sell

DANA
Then write our own biography

CLODAGH
If only we could spell

CLODAGH AND DANA
We want our fifteen minutes
We crave our fifteen minutes
We’ll fill our fifteen minutes of fame

DANA
The press are in our pocket
Our bank accounts will rocket
It’s cheap, but who can knock it

CLODAGH AND DANA
It's a game

DANA
Our life was down the toilet
A scandal shouldn’t spoil it

CLODAGH
We’re gonna Susan Boyle-it
That’s our aim

CLODAGH AND DANA
Wassup with fifteen minutes
It’s so not us to win it’s
Time for our fifteen minutes of fame

DANA
Big brother fifteen minutes

CLODAGH
Katona fifteen minutes

DANA
X Factor fifteen minutes of fame

CLODAGH
Steve Brookstein fifteen minutes

DANA
Apprentice fifteen minutes

CLODAGH
Lewinsky fifteen minutes of fame

DANA
Matt Cardle fifteen minutes

CLODAGH
And TOWIE fifteen minutes

DANA
Please Jedward fifteen minutes of fame

CLODAGH AND DANA
We want our fifteen minutes

CLODAGH
Godammit fifteen minutes

DANA
Sweet Jesus fifteen minutes of fame

CLODAGH AND DANA
We’d say farewell to vices
Go where champagne on ice is
Buy tits like Katie Price’s
We’ve no shame
Since fame and fortune’s beckoned
We’re gonna seize each second
It’s not what we’d have reckoned
Still we claim
Our precious fifteen minutes
Our story may be thin it’s
Time for our fifteen minutes of fame
Guess that’s our fifteen minutes of fame

CLODAGH (spoken)
Come on sis, my G-string needs a rinse


Review: Soho Cinders the Musical Lyrics

Soho Cinders the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Old Compton Street
Wishing for the Normal
Spin
Gypsies of the Ether
I'm So Over Men
It's Hard to Tell
Old Compton Street (reprise)
You Shall Go to the Ball
Who's that Boy?
They Don't Make Glass Slippers
Spin (reprise)
The Tail that Wags the Dog
Let Him Go
Fifteen Minutes
Finale
Curtain Call