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2012 Off-West End
Soho Cinders the Musical - You Shall Go to the Ball Lyrics
The song is written by George Stiles and Anthony Drewe.
SIDESADDLE
You shall go to the ball, Cinderella
I’ll take you for a ride
VELCRO
Yes, you shall go to the ball, lucky fella
Your carriage waits just step inside
SIDESADDLE
I can’t do tricks with pumpkins
Nor no horses from white mice
But who needs veg and vermin
When you’ve got me for half price
VELCRO AND SIDESADDLE
You shall go to the ball, Cinderella
SIDESADDLE
I’ll get you there alright
VELCRO AND SIDESADDLE
Yes, you shall go to the ball I can tell a
Lot is up for grabs
You’ve got the best of cabs tonight
DANA (speaker)
Clo, how do I look?
CLODAGH (speaker)
Like someone’s covered you in Pritt Stick
and rolled you through Accessorize
CLODAGH
I could use another pint of baileys
DANA
A Baileys
CLODAGH
Second thoughts I’ll have a glass of white
DANA
Make it two
CLODAGH AND DANA
Two silly bints
Gonna fight for a prince
DANA
‘Cos tonight
CLODAGH
Tonight
CLODAGH AND DANA
Tonight
You shall go to the ball, Cinderella
Both looking fit
And slim
Yes, we shall go to the ball looking stellar
I could be the girl for him
CLODAGH
I love this shade of lip gloss
DANA
My mascara’s by Chanel
CLODAGH AND DANA
You’d never think two scrubbers
Could have got tarted up quite this well
LORD BELLINGHAM
Those who raise an eyebrow at the age gap
Need to keep their nose from my affairs
Gossips may think
That I’m dating a twink but who cares?
You shall go to the ball, Cinderella
With all that boyish charm
Yes, you shall go to the ball as my belle
A handsome trinket on my arm
ROBBIE
How did i let you talk me into this?
He just gives me the creeps
VELCRO
Maybe one should be more particular
About places one sleeps
ROBBIE
Sorry Cro, I know it’s not clever
Doing this is not what I’d ever choose
MARILYN
Here we go again, the golden couple
JAMES
Keep smiling
WILLIAM
This could really be the litmus test
MARILYN (spoken)
How is this!
WILLIAM
Make sure you mingle
And schmooz every single last guest
ROBBIE
How did I let you talk me into this
I feel weak at the knees
VELCRO
It’s not everyday you go partying
Not with people like these
SIDESADDLE
Come on guys! Enough hesitating
Can’t you see your carriage is waiting now
COMPANY
You shall go to the ball, Cinderella
Go where the lights are bright
Yes, you shall go to the ball, lucky fella
Your carriage waits just step inside
I can’t do tricks with pumpkins
Nor no horses from white mice
But who needs veg and vermin
When you’ve got me for half price
You shall go to the ball, Cinderella
Go for a night of glitz
Yes, you shall go to the ball, Cinderella
And mingle with those pompous gits
LORD BELLINGHAM (spoken)
Robbie
COMPANY
And get completely off your tits
JAMES (spoken)
Robbie?
COMPANY
And see if the glass slipper...
ROBBIE (spoken)
Awkward!
COMPANY
Fits
Review: Soho Cinders the Musical Lyrics
Soho Cinders the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Old Compton Street
Wishing for the Normal
Spin
Gypsies of the Ether
I'm So Over Men
It's Hard to Tell
Old Compton Street (reprise)
You Shall Go to the Ball
Who's that Boy?
They Don't Make Glass Slippers
Spin (reprise)
The Tail that Wags the Dog
Let Him Go
Fifteen Minutes
Finale
Curtain Call
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