Spies Are Forever the musical - We Love the Prince! Lyrics

A New Comedy Musical (2016)
Spies Are Forever the Musical - We Love the Prince! Lyrics

Announcer: What a wonderful night
what a fabulous sight
I hope you're enjoying your evening!
There's glitz, there's glamour, there's oodles of swagger
Flip diggity! I'm barely breathing!
There's wine-ing, there's dining, there's nations combining
I tell ya, my heart is beating!
The lights are so shiny and I can't stop smiling
Just pinch me! I must be dreaming!

And the talk of the town is the one with the crown
The wise, the powerful Prince Feurgin
And our nubile country, oh it's so lovely!
Come along, let's open the curtain...

HA HA HA HA!

Company: Don't we look marvelous? Isn't it gay?
Let's give the prince a big "hip, hip hooray!"
His Royal Highness, he's wise indeed.

Man #1: I heard he's so dumb he can't even read!

Company: Ha ha ha ha!
Master of men, lover of ladies!

Woman #1: He was dropped on his head as a baby

Company: The heir to the throne, the leader of Prussians!

POO-pin: I heard his parents were first cousins!

Company: Just keep on smiling and put on a show
If you are lying, they don't have to know
Whatever you say, don't say what you think
'Cause we love the Prince!

Man #2: Wink wink!

Announcer: I just love your gown,
won't you please turn around and tell us about what you're thinking?

Cynthia: I'm just happy to be here and happy to see there are so many glasses clinking!

Announcer: Yes, quite the celebration.
Yes, quite the new nation.
And the Prince, how do you find him?

Cynthia: He's qualified!

Announcer: Yes!

Cynthia: He's dignified!

Announcer: Yes!

Cynthia: I'm truly, truly behind him.

Announcer: I'm sure you don't need to remind him.

Cynthia: He belongs in a mental asylum!

Company: Oh what a party! It's such a treat!

Woman #1: Like pulling my toenails right off of my feet!

Company: Our fabulous prince! All the good he will do!

Woman #2: He's dumb as a donkey.

Man #2: And smells like one too!

Company: How noble, how regal, the star of the night!

Man #1: He wears a wig and lies about his height!

Company: His Royal Highness deserves our respect.

Man #2: I heard his dick is two inches erect!

Announcer: Ha ha ha ha!

Company: Ho Ho Ho Ho!

Announcer: Hee Hee Hee!

Company: Ho Ho Ho ha!

Announcer: Jibber jabber!

Company: Jibber jabber!

Announcer: (spoken) And we're back!
So bold, so daring, this Russian dignitary.
His name is Vladimir Poo-pin!

Poo-pin: Can't wait for Prussians to get to know Russians; look forward to our country's union!

Announcer: But don't you look dashing! This look? Smashing!
And what are your thoughts on Prince Feurgin?

Poo-pin: He's powerful!

Announcer: Yes!

Poo-pin: He's wonderful!

Announcer: Yes!

Poo-pin: A truly spectacular person!

Announcer: Ha! Of that I am certain!

Poo-pin: He's an idiot inbred virgin! Blah!

Company: Don't we look marvelous? Isn't it fabulous? Oh, how glorious!

Poo-pin: Can't even handle this!

Company: Oh what a gathering! Oh, he's so dazzling! Totally ravishing!

Man #1: The stupidity is staggering!

Announcer: Ha ha ha!

Company: Just keep on smiling and put on a show.
If you are lying, they don't have to know.
Whatever you say, don't say what you think.
Whoever you hate, don't make a stink.
'Cause we love the Prince!

Announcer: How fancy! How wild!

Company: We love the Prince!

Cynthia: He has the brain of a child

Company: Here comes the Prince!

Announcer: Ha ha ha ha!

Company: What a wonderful night, what a fabulous sight,
the talk of the town,the one with the crown!
The Prince! We love the Prince! We love the Prince!

Announcer: Ha ha ha ha!

Company: Ho Ho Ho Ho!

Announcer: Hee Hee Hee!

Company: Ho ho Ho ha!

Announcer: Jibber jabber!

Company: Jibber jabber! To the Prince!

Man #2: Wink wink!

[Thanks to Blythe for lyrics]
[Thanks to Luna, Sami for corrections]

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