Single Lyrics

2006 Broadway
The Wedding Singer the Musical - Single Lyrics


SAMMY:
No one tells you how you ought to live
No one glares when you do jello shooters

GUYS:
Jello

SAMMY:
No one says that you're insensitive cause her birthday meal took place at hooters

GUYS:
Hooters

SAMMY:
No one tells you that your bald spot's grown
Or that you ought to tone your flab

GUYS:
Tone your flab

SAMMY:
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin

ALL:
Yeah, start the party
Start a tab

SAMMY:
Cause you're

ALL:
Single

SAMMY:
You are

ALL:
Single

SAMMY:
And you'll keep staying single if you're smart

GUYS:
If you are smart

SAMMY:
Yeah, you're single
You are single
No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart

GUYS:
Moonwalk on your heart

SAMMY:
Trust me

ALL:
This is when the good times really start

SAMMY:
No one minds the laundry on your floor

RICKY:
No one pouts with every chick you look at

BUM:
No one tries to clean your porno drawer

SAMMY:
No one traps you with

SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY & BUM:
"does my ass look fat?"

GEORGE:
Bust a move in womens's underwear
While you're blasting cher or wham

GUYS:
Cher or wham!

SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY & BUM:
So fill your ranger's cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam

GEORGE:
Cause you're

ALL:
Single

GEORGE:
You are

ALL:
Single

GEORGE:
Not a care in the world can bother you

GUYS:
Can bother you

GEORGE:
You are single
You are single
You can do what you've always wanted to

GUYS:
Always wanted to

GEORGE:
Well, no commitments

SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY & BUM:
Cause you're only passing through

RICKY (Rap):
Yo, making a date with some needy girl
Is a waste of my time and my jheri curl

SAMMY:
I don't need a girl who don't understand
When i got a date with my left hand

BUM:
Well, I like the ladies, heaven knows
But in the words in nietzsche, "bro's before ho's"

GEORGE:
Now, I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl
In fact, i never liked girls at all

ROBBIE:
Sammy, George, Ricky and Bum
I'm starting to see where you're coming from

Cause I'm

ALL:
Single

ROBBIE:
Oh, yeah

ALL:
Single

ROBBIE:
I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave

GUYS:
Meant to behave

ROBBIE:
Always single
Ever single
Single now and till i'm in my grave

ALL:
Single till I am lying in my grave

SAMMY:
Though at times I might want someone to hold me tight
And promise me that everything'll be all right

BUM (spoken):
Everything'll be all right.

SAMMY:
Thanks, man.

ALL:
I'll stay single till I'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave

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