Today You Are a Man Lyrics

2006 Broadway
The Wedding Singer the Musical - Today You Are a Man Lyrics


ROBBIE:
There's a gift from every guest

ROBBIE & BAND:
Today you are a man

ROBBIE:
The cocktail franks have all been blessed

ROBBIE & BAND:
Today you are a man

ROBBIE:
Your goyim friends have been agog
Since they left the synagogue
Drunk on schnapps and in a fog
And speaking hebrew best they can

SAMMY:
(attempting hebrew.)
Lachaim!

ROBBIE & BAND:
Cause you are a man!

ROBBIE:
There's a waitress dressed up like a go-go

GEORGE:
But remember shiksas are a no-no

ROBBIE:
Go shake hands with each tom, dick and herschel

SAMMY:
They'll be shvitzing
And what's even worse you'll

ROBBIE & BAND:
Have to kiss your aunts
And watch your zayde dance
But remember this
It could be ten times worse
At least it's not your briss
Your briss
Today you are a

ROBBIE:
Boy-boy-boy
Boy-boy-boy
Boy-boy-boy

GEORGE & SAMMY:
Boy?

ROBBIE:
No!

ALL:
A man!

Ole!

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