Beetlejuice - The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing Pt. 3 Lyrics

2019 Broadway
Beetlejuice the Musical - The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing Pt. 3 Lyrics

"The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing Pt. 3" is a song performed by Alex Brightman (Beetlejuice) from the musical Beetlejuice.

BETELGEUSE:
Hey guys, awesome seance
Lots of good old-fashioned chaos
You lose — in your faces!
‘Cause look who's holding all the aces

ADAM: (spoken)
You did this!

BETELGEUSE: (spoken)
No. She did.
We could’ve been such a great team,
But you wanted your mommy,
So this is what you get!

LYDIA: (spoken)
You lied to me!

BETELGEUSE: (spoken)
Sorry, kid! Classic bait-and-switch:
The oldest trick in the book

LYDIA: (spoken)
What do you want?

BETELGEUSE: (spoken)
I'm tired of being alone
And life is the only way out!
So if you want to save Barbara,
Then I need you…to marry me

ADAM & CHARLES: (spoken)
What?!

BETELGEUSE: (spoken)
It's a green-card thing!

CHARLES: (spoken)
You’re insane! She's not marrying you

(BARBARA screams)

ADAM: (spoken)
Somebody do something!

BETELGEUSE:
Hey, it's great that you ate up my plan
The pooch has been screwed
And shit's hit the fan!
You wanted me gone-

LYDIA: (spoken)
I don't have a choice

BETELGEUSE:
You wanted your mom-

LYDIA: (spoken)
It's my fault she's dying!

BETELGEUSE:
You messed with the wrong book —
Now look what you've done!

(BARBARA screams)

LYDIA: (spoken)
Okay! I’ll do it, I’ll marry you!

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Beetlejuice the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Prologue: Invisible
The Whole Being Dead Thing
Ready, Set, Not Yet
The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2
Dead Mom
Fright of Their Lives
No Reason
Invisible (Reprise)/ On the Roof
Say My Name
Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)
Girl Scout
That Beautiful Sound
That Beautiful Sound (Reprise)
Barbara 2.0
The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing Pt. 3
Good Old-Fashioned Wedding
What I Know Now
Home
Creepy Old Guy
Jump in the Line (Shake, Señora)