Beetlejuice - The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2 Lyrics

2019 Broadway
Beetlejuice the Musical - The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2 Lyrics

"The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2" is a song performed by Alex Brightman (Beetlejuice), Rob McClure (Adam), Kerry Butler (Barbara) and Minions from the musical Beetlejuice.

BETELGEUSE: (spoken)
Ready? Okay!

Hi! I’ll be your guide
I’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
Don’t go to the Netherworld-

ADAM: (spoken)

Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
I’m the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U
And Jesus, I can’t spell

Hi! He’ll be your guide
He’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side

Let's all get naked!


Eh, worth a try
I’m B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E

BARBARA: (spoken)
What is happening?

BETELGEUSE: (spoken)
I understand that it's a lot to process

But the good news is you and your spouse
Died in your own house
That gives you clout
That means the two of you should stick around

Lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah, you seem like nice guys
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
As for me, I’ve been scaring for millennia
I’m the bio-exorcist
Giving houses enemas
Flush out all the breathers
You can breathe easier
Just stick with me
I’m like a ghost-zombie Jesus

Ghost-zombie Jesus!

And I do it for the love of it
Money? Ah, who gives a shit?
I think we’re a perfect fit
Come on, let’s make out a bit

Yeah! Dead!

It’s the perfect day to die
‘Cause this guy happened to be passing by
To give you control of your soul
For the whole being dead thing

The whole being dead thing!
Oh yeah!

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The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2 Lyrics from Beetlejuice the Musical

Beetlejuice the Musical Lyrics

Prologue: Invisible
The Whole Being Dead Thing
Ready, Set, Not Yet
The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2
Dead Mom
Fright of Their Lives
No Reason
Invisible (Reprise)/ On the Roof
Say My Name
Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)
Girl Scout
That Beautiful Sound
That Beautiful Sound (Reprise)
Barbara 2.0
The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing Pt. 3
Good Old-Fashioned Wedding
What I Know Now
Creepy Old Guy
Jump in the Line (Shake, Señora)