Be More Chill - The Pitiful Children Lyrics

2019 Broadway
Be More Chill the Musical - The Pitiful Children Lyrics


"The Pitiful Children" was written by Joe Iconis, performed by Jason Tam (Squip), Will Roland (Jeremy), Tiffany Mann (Jenna) & Ensemble.

THE SQUIP:
Christine is begging for assistance, Jeremy!
She's helpless and craving
She clearly needs saving
And you hold the key
Wo-ah!
Jeremy
If you get her corrected
You'll both be connected
Literally
Wo-oah

She's lost and overcome with hesita-a-ation
She wished she knew what life was all about
A SQUIP can fix her current situa-ation
Things improve without a doubt
It'll be you who helped her out
Let's save the pitiful children

ALL:
Woah

THE SQUIP:
Let's save the pitiful children

THE SQUIP & ALL:
Woah

THE SQUIP:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-e-elp you

JEREMY: (spoken)
Ladies' running shoes?
There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for..

THE SQUIP: (spoken)
The entire school?
Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!

(sung)
Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
People embracing
And interfacing
Beep bop boop boop

Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ghted
When you improve the lives of all her peers
Sync the school, get everyone united
Jocks and geeks will hug and chat, while—

JENNA ROLAN: (spoken)
Scuse me, what the frick is that?

JEREMY: (spoken)
A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems...
Uh, and mountain dew

JENNA ROLAN:
(spoken) Okay!
(sung) Ah, yeah!

JEREMY & THE SQUIP:
Let's save the pitiful children!

JENNA ROLAN:
Wo-oah

JEREMY & THE SQUIP:
Let's save the pitiful children!

JENNA ROLAN:
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep

JEREMY & THE SQUIP:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue

THE SQUIP:
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-elp you

JENNA ROLAN:
(vocalizing)

[INSTRUMENTAL]

JEREMY & THE SQUIP & ALL:
Let's save the pitiful children

THE SQUIP:
Beep beep beep beep boop

ALL:
Let's save the pitiful children

THE SQUIP:
SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP

ALL:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue

THE SQUIP:
If that's what we do
If that's what we do
Then

ALL:
Everything about us is going to be wonderful

STUDENTS:
We love everything about SQUIPs

ALL:
Everything about us is going to be so alive

STUDENTS:
We could never live without SQUIPs

THE SQUIP:
You won't feel left out or unsure

ALL:
Not pitiful children anymore
'Cause
Everything about us is going to be cool
When... we... rule!


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