Drag - Jerry's Dead Lyrics

2022 Studio Cast Recording
Drag: The Musical - Jerry's Dead Lyrics

The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza.

(Chorus)
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
The night he met his maker
Someone called the undertaker
Was he Jewish or a Quaker?
Fuck, he never said
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
Oh

Everybody chill
At least he wasn't killed
Unless one of you bitches did the job
I gotta flee the scene
The finger points at me
Because mе dad was made and he was married to thе mob

(Chorus)
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
Oh

Ay, Dios mío
Now Jerry is a ghost
Can someone light the candles and the sage?
Saint Peter, can you hear?
Please give that man a beer
And let that boozy Mary through the shiny pearly gates

(Chorus)
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
Oh, oh
Jerry's dead, our dear old friend is dead

Let us have a moment of remembrance for our dear friend Jerry
Amen
Jerry loved life
Amen
Jerry loved— How you say in English? La gente
Amen
Jerry loved martinis
Amen
He gifted our reality
With homosexuality
What is that smell?
Oh, shit
Is that shit?

Look at all this shit
Who's gonna clean this shit?
It's running down his legs into the hall
And when the medics come
The shit will follow them
And drip out from the gurney onto all the Persian rugs

(Chorus)
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
Jerry's dead
He should have worn a diaper
Jerry really paid the piper
Wish that drunken sailor paid his fucking tab instead
Jerry's dead

Drag: The Musical Lyrics

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Queen Kitty
The Accounting Song
Drag Is Expensive
Wigs
Gay as Hell
Gloria Schmidt
Out of Your League
It's So Pretty
I'm Just Brendan
We Need Money
Jerry's Dead
Two Bitches are Better Than One
Real Queens
Welcome to the Catfish
Brendan Is His Name