2019 Off-Broadway Little Shop of Horrors the Musical - Dentist! Lyrics
ORIN: When I was younger, just a bad little kid My mama noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head That's when my mama said
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: What did she say?
ORIN: She said, "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a dentist
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: You'll be a dentist
ORIN & (CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON): You have a talent for causin' things pain (Pain) Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane (Inhumane) Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success"
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque! Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god! He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb!
ORIN: Ah, shut up. Open wide, here I come! I am your dentist
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: Goodness, gracious!
ORIN: And I enjoy the career that I picked
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: Ya' love it!
ORIN: I am your dentist
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: Fitting braces
ORIN: And I get off on the pain I inflict
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: You really love it
ORIN & (CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON): When I start extracting those molars You girls will start screaming like holy rollers (Dentist) And though it may cause my patients distress (Distress) Somewhere in Heaven above me I know that my mama's proud of me 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success Say ah!
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: Ah!
ORIN: Say ah!
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: Ah!
ORIN: Say ah!
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON: Ah!
ORIN: Now spit!
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Little Shop of Horrors the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS Prologue Skid Row (Downtown) Da-Doo Grow for Me Ya Never Know Somewhere That's Green Closed for Renovation Dentist! Mushnik & Son Sudden Changes Feed Me (Git It!) Now (It's Just the Gas) Act I Finale Call Back in the Morning Suddenly Seymour Suppertime The Meek Shall Inherit Sominex/ Suppertime (Reprise) Somewhere That's Green (Reprise) Da-Doo (Reprise) Finale (Don't Feed the Plants)
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