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2019 Off-Broadway
Little Shop of Horrors the Musical - Dentist! Lyrics
ORIN:
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
What did she say?
ORIN:
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
You'll be a dentist
ORIN & (CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON):
You have a talent for causin' things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success"
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb!
ORIN:
Ah, shut up. Open wide, here I come!
I am your dentist
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Goodness, gracious!
ORIN:
And I enjoy the career that I picked
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Ya' love it!
ORIN:
I am your dentist
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Fitting braces
ORIN:
And I get off on the pain I inflict
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
You really love it
ORIN & (CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON):
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will start screaming like holy rollers
(Dentist)
And though it may cause my patients distress
(Distress)
Somewhere in Heaven above me
I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Ah!
ORIN:
Say ah!
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Ah!
ORIN:
Say ah!
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Ah!
ORIN:
Now spit!
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SYNOPSIS
Prologue
Skid Row (Downtown)
Da-Doo
Grow for Me
Ya Never Know
Somewhere That's Green
Closed for Renovation
Dentist!
Mushnik & Son
Sudden Changes
Feed Me (Git It!)
Now (It's Just the Gas)
Act I Finale
Call Back in the Morning
Suddenly Seymour
Suppertime
The Meek Shall Inherit
Sominex/ Suppertime (Reprise)
Somewhere That's Green (Reprise)
Da-Doo (Reprise)
Finale (Don't Feed the Plants)
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