Heathers 101 (High School Edition) - Candy Store Lyrics

Teen Comedy
Heathers 101 (High School Edition) the Musical - Candy Store Lyrics


[H. CHANDLER]: Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain?
You’ve come so far, Why now are you yanking on my chain?
I’d normally slap your face off, In front of the whole damn school.
But I’m feeling nice. Here’s some advice. Listen up, fool!

[H. DUKE & H.MCNAMARA]: I like!

[H. CHANDLER]: Lookin’ hot. Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: I like!

[H. CHANDLER]: Spendin’ hard. Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: I like!

[H. CHANDLER]: Skipping’ gym, Dissing her, Kissing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: I like!

[H. CHANDLER]: Killer clothes

[HEATHERS]: Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER]: If you lack the juice, Go play duck duck goose.
Let your mommy fix you ice cream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Woah!

[H. CHANDLER]: Or come hang with me And tonight we’ll be.
Dirty Dancin’ with the football team!

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Woah! Woah! Woah!

[HEATHERS]: Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

[HEATHERS]:
Guys fall

[H. DUKE]: At your feet, Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA]: Help you cheat

[HEATHERS]:
All you

[H. DUKE]: Have to do

[H. CHANDLER]: Say goodbye to Shamoo

[HEATHERS]: That freak’s

[H. MCNAMARA]: Not your friend I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS]:
If she

[H. DUKE]: Had your shot

[HEATHERS]:
She would leave you to rot

[H. MCNAMARA]: ‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on

[H. CHANDLER & H. DUKE]: Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA]: Or forget the creep

[H. DUKE]: And get in my jeep

[H. CHANDLER]: Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]:Woah! Woah! Woah!

[HEATHERS]: Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store.
You just gotta prove You’re not a doorknob anymore Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER]: You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Or you can ditch and moan

[H. CHANDLER]: You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER]: You can fly with eagles

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER]: Keep on testing me

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: And end up like her!

[MARTHA]: Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.

[VERONICA]: Color me stoked.

[MARTHA]: I’m so happy!

[HEATHERS]: Woah!

[H. DUKE]: Honey, whatchu waiting fo—

[H. CHANDLER]: SHUT UP HEATHER, STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: OOO Time for you to prove you're not a Girl Scout anymore!

[HEATHERS]: Then step into my candy store

[HEATHERS]: It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store

[Thanks to Allison for lyrics]

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