2021 Broadway DIANA the Musical - The Main Event Lyrics
Performed by Jeanna de Waal (Diana), Erin Davie (Camilla), Roe Hartrampf (Prince Charles) and other Cast.
CAST: Another night with Charles' friends I pray to God that it soon ends! Nights like this, I envy the poor Their parties can't possibly be such a fucking bore
We stand and chat, try to look alive While we wait for the prince to arrive His mistress smiles and does her bit I wonder how she puts up with this shit
CHARLES: (spoken) I'm here
CAMILLA: (spoken) Darling, finally!
DIANA: (spoken) And I'm here too. Surprise!
CAST: Goodnight and goodbye to my discontent I just got a ticket to the main event It's the "Thrilla in Manila" But with Diana and Camilla! ("Thrilla in Manila" with Camilla!) So hold onto your hats These cats are gonna fight This suddenly became Onе hell of a night Now let's start the show Rеady, set, here we go! Go, go, go!
CAMILLA: (spoken) Diana...
DIANA: (spoken) Actually, it's "Your Royal Highness."
CHARLES to DIANA: (spoken) You swore you wouldn't cause a scene
DIANA to CHARLES: (spoken) You swore you wouldn't see her again
CAMILLA to DIANA: (spoken) Perhaps you and I should go somewhere private - the basement
DIANA to CAMILLA: (spoken) Love to!
CAST: A rather tough night for our beloved sir Between him and his wife I'd put my money on her I'd swallow my pride To have a seat ringside! Ringside, wanna be ringside!
CAMILLA: Here we go, a chance to chat
DIANA: You and me How about that?
CAMILLA: Tell me then Will this take long?
DIANA: I'll be brief I want you gone
CAMILLA: Here's the truth about royal life A prince has his lover, as well as his wife Don't you know? Must I make it clear? I picked you out
DIANA: (spoken) What?
CAMILLA: And put you here
DIANA: (spoken) No
CAMILLA: I love Charles for who he is For his strength and the noble life he lives You love Charles for who he's not Some fantasy prince In some storybook plot
DIANA: Oh oh oh, you're completely mad! Such delusion and confusion How bloody sad
CAMILLA: You're a fool!
DIANA: You're a fling! You're a thing on the side! While I'm his celebrated bride
CAMILLA: I've been discreet Stayed out of your way
DIANA: You showed up to the church on my wedding day!
CAMILLA: At least I have class
DIANA: Well, you hide it well
BOTH: Just so you know I'll fight like hell! I'll fight like hell!
DIANA: I'll fight like...
CAMILLA: I'll fight you
BOTH: I'll fight like -
CHARLES: Stop this now! You've had your goddamn fun! We'll take our leave Your little stunt is done
DIANA to CAMILLA: You thought I was a ninny You could mold me as you like Well the skinny on the ninny Is she's really rather bright
I've suffered through divorce I know how it destroys I've had it done to me I won't do it to my boys!
CAST: Ladies and gentlemen Now, this is a show And I'm front row for the blow-by-blow! It's the "Thrilla in Manila" But with Diana and Camilla ("Thrilla in Manila" with Camilla!)
For years, this story Will trip off my tongue I was part of a party Where the mud was flung Who will the winner be In a marriage of three? Three, three, three
DIANA: And while we're all here Shall we clear the air? You aided and abetted Their entire affair! You lent them your flats You hid them out Don't say you don't know What I'm talking about!
CHARLES: That's enough, that's enough Now you've gone too far -
DIANA: No it's not, no it's not! Now call the car
CAMILLA: That's right Time to go
DIANA: Grab my bag Grab my hat Grab my feeble little husband (overlapping with CAST) Goodnight and cheerio!
CHARLES: (spoken) I'll ring you
DIANA: (spoken) No. No, he won't!
(sung) Well, thanks for the party We really must run I wish we could stay But I'd say that we're done Now I'm leaving with my man...
(spoken) Oh my gosh, this was fun!
CAST: Fun, fun, fun!
[Thanks to Harman for lyrics]
Songs: Diana the Musical Lyrics Diana the Musical The Main Event Lyrics
Diana the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS Underestimated The Worst Job in England This Is How You People Dance Snap, Click Whatever Love Means Anyway I Will The World Fell in Love Happiness/Simply Breathe She Moves in the Most Modern Ways Diana (The Rage) As I Love You I Miss You Most on Sundays Pretty, Pretty Girl Here Comes James Hewitt Him & Her (& Him & Her)/ Just Dance Secrets and Lies The Main Event Whatever Love Means Anyway (Reprise) Pretty, Pretty Girl (Reprise) Snap, Click (Reprise) The Words Came Pouring Out I Miss You Most on Sundays (Reprise) The Dress The Servant Quartet An Officer's Wife If (Light The World)
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