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Broadway's Musical Comedy
First Date the Musical - In Love With You Lyrics
I never knew what love was like
Until I saw your face
And suddenly, I felt a love
That time cannot erase
Your eyes so sweet and piercing
Your manner kind yet strong
The kind of girl I could love forever
We'd spend the rest of our lives together
And in my life, I don't think I've ever
...BEEN SO FUCKIN' WRONG.
You're a bitch with no heart
You're a liar, you are Satan
And I hate the way you snore at night
All your quirks piss me off
And I don't think I'm misstating
Your compulsive need to always be right
You're bossy and judgmental
Kinda tactless, boring too
And I really can't believe
I ever fell in love...with you
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
[Spoken: "Was that too much?"]
[Casey responds: "Not enough, keep going. I am loving this."]
I know that all seemed kinda harsh
But things weren't always bad
In fact, I think some times we shared
Were the best that I've ever had
Like our road trip that one summer
Or those steamy nights in Spain
You always melted when I would praise you
And my stupid jokes, they would never faze you
But that don't mean shit
Next to all the ways you
...DROVE ME SO INSANE.
You're a cock-friggin'-tease
Girl, you never stop your talking
And at times you got a double chin
You may say, it's good fun
But your racist rants are shocking
And your lips don't need more collagen
All you care about is
How much someone makes and what they do
Not a man in his right mind
Would ever fall in love...with you
You always criticized
The clothes that I would wear
And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair
[Spoken: "Really nice."]
You turned me vegan which I totally despise
And I'm pretty sure you laughed
That time I said "Let's compromise."
If you were shot or beaten
Run over by a truck
I guess that I'd be sad, but then again
...it wouldn't suck
...it wouldn't suck
So goodbye, hit the road
As a girlfriend you are fired
Find some other chump that you can fleece
Years from now, when you're old
And you finally expired
Girl, I hope that you don't rest in peace
Never met someone so selfish
Half the time my balls were blue
After all that I've endured now
You can safely rest assured now
That your ex is up and cured now
Yes, I'm so done being in love...
...in love, with you
Woah, woah, woah, we're through, yeah, yeah
Woah, we're so done, Allison
Honey bun, it's like over
It was on now it's gone
And I've regained my composure
So God bless, you're a mess
That is what you call closure
Yeah, I'm so done being in love with you
[Thanks to Kayla for corrections]
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In Love With You lyrics from First Date musical
First Date the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
The One
First Impressions
Bailout Song 1
The Girl for You
The Awkward Pause
Allison's Theme 1
That's Why You Love Me
Bailout Song 2
Safer
I'd Order Love
Allison's Theme 2
The Things I Never Said
Bailout Song 3
In Love With You
The Check!
Something That Will Last
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