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2016 Broadway Production
Waitress the Musical - The Negative Lyrics
"The Negative" is a song from the musical "Waitress". Music and lyrics by Sara Bareilles.
Becky: (Spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.
Becky: (Sung) COME ON HONEY, YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH
Becky, Dawn: GET TO IT AND DO IT!
Jenna: (Spoken) Wh- okay, girls! Enough!
Becky, Dawn: (Sung) YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN
Dawn: I HOPE YOU DRANK ENOUGH THIS MORNING
Becky: COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S BETTER TO KNOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, SO . . .
Dawn: IT'S NO OR IT'S YES
BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TEST
Becky: A SQUAT AND A SQUEEZE
A PRAYER AND A PLEASE
IT'S NOTHING
Dawn: A STICK AND A LINE
Jenna: JUST ONE OF 'EM, IF I'M LUCKY
Becky, Dawn: A POT AND A PISS
HERE WE GO, SIS
AND WE'LL KEEP OUR FOCUS ON
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: THE NEGATIVE!
Becky: (Spoken) Read the instructions.
Dawn: (Read in spanish)
Becky: English!
Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.
Jenna: (Sung) HOW'S I EVER GET MYSELF IN THIS MESS?
ONE DRUNK NIGHT IN THAT STUPID RED DRESS
Dawn: (Spoken) Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.
Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!
Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE HIS MACHINERY IS BROKEN SOMEHOW?
WHAT IF HIS BOYS DON'T SWIM?! I MEAN, WOW! (Spoken) Miraculous luck!
Becky: Yeah, miraculous! (Sung) TO GET AWAY WITH AN UNPROTECTED F-
Jenna: FUNNY HOW ONE NIGHT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
Becky, Dawn: DON'T GO THERE YET, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS
Jenna: I'M ALREADY PANICKED!
Becky: (Spoken) Just calm down, Godammit!
Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE IT'LL ALL BE FINE
Becky, Dawn: MAYBE THERE'LL BE JUST ONE LINE
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: COME ON, NEGATIVE!
Dawn: (Spoken) I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.
Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: (Sung) FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE!
Becky: THIS WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT
Dawn: IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT
Jenna: SOMEONE SEND ME A SIGN
Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE
Becky, Dawn: THAT MEANS THE TEST IS READY
THIS IS IT . . .
Jenna: . . . . shit.
[Thanks to Doug, Erik Daughterman, Mackenzie for lyrics]
Waitress the Musical The Negative Lyrics
Read more: Waitress The Musical Lyrics
2016 Broadway
Waitress the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
What's Inside
Opening Up
The Negative
What Baking Can Do
Club Knocked Up
When He Sees Me
It Only Takes a Taste
You Will Still Be Mine
A Soft Place to Land
Never Ever Getting Rid of Me
Bad Idea
I Didn't Plan It
Bad Idea (Reprise)
You Matter to Me
I Love You Like a Table
Take It from an Old Man
She Used to Be Mine
Everything Changes
Opening Up (Finale)
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