B Is for Beer - Mystery Song Lyrics

2018 The Musical by Ben Lee, Tom Robbins & Michael B Wells
B Is for Beer - Mystery Song Lyrics

"Mystery Song" is a song performed by Belinda Carlisle (Beer fairy) and Laura Silverman (Gracie) from B Is for Beer the Musical.

BEER FAIRY:
If a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Tell me, did it really fall?
If one hand claps by itself, do you wonder if
It'll make a sound at all?
You gotta stretch your head
Like the chicken and the egg
Which came first, apple or the core?

Take a moment stop and contemplate it
Let your head spin, get yourself frustrated
Think about it 'till you feel like giving up
You're getting close to

The mystery, the mystery
As above, so below
The mystery
Of what we'll never know

GRACIE:
Why are teachers mean,
Why do parents scream?
And why does my pee melt the snow?
When people get grown up
why do they act so tough?
There's so much I still want to know

BEER FAIRY:
Well I gotta tell ya that never changes

GRACIE:
Even for grown-ups?

BEER FAIRY:
All through the ages

GRACIE:
Then what is the point?

BEER FAIRY:
Okay! now you're getting close
It's not what you know
It's what you know you don't know

GRACIE:
And all their smart chatter?

BEER FAIRY:
Simply doesn't matter
Are you getting it now?

GRACIE:
Is there anything to get?

BOTH:
It's a mystery, a mystery
As above, so below
The mystery
Of what we'll never know

Songs: B Is for Beer the Musical Songs Lyrics
Mystery Song lyrics from B Is for Beer the Musical

B Is for Beer the Musical Lyrics

Everythings Better with Beer
Crazy Uncle Song
Sunday School Song
Song to Great Daddy
Something New
Men
Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight
Through the Seam
The History of Wonder
The Essence of Attraction
Nursery Rhyme
Liquid Courage
Mystery Song
B-E-E-R
Something New (2nd Reprisal)
The Real World