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2018 The Musical by Ben Lee, Tom Robbins & Michael B Wells
B Is for Beer - Everythings Better with Beer Lyrics
BEER VENDOR:
Cold beer, get your cold beer
Fresco your tonsils
Give your tongue a sleigh ride
Cold beer
Had a fight with your spouse?
Got a game to watch?
Got a show to watch?
Everything always goes better with beer
Fought with your spouse and feel like a louse?
Just hope to God there's a beer in the house
She'll have a good cry and feel much better
And so will he when his tonsils are wetter
'Cause everything's better
Everything's better
Everything's better with beer
Are you beat at the end of each day?
Are the bills piling up and the sky always gray?
Does your team just suck,
Always down in the cellar?
Have you always been a really bad speller?
Are you lonely, are you bored
Is your home a big mess?
Were you dragged to this show?
Come on, man, confess
Here's my advice to you, and to you
What you need is a brew, maybe two
Beer, my friends, take heed
A beer, is just what you need
Now it should be clear
That everything's better
Everything's better
Everything's better with beer
We got Amber and Lager, Pilsner and Stout
We got mexican beer with lime
Grab a dear friend or whoever's about
And let's party and have a good time
Put some grain with yeast in the Middle East
All these crazy wars might eventually cease
That's right, I'm talking about world peace
Even Albert, at the end of the day
Always called for "ein Stein"
He was a smarty, but he knew how to party
So let's follow his lead, we all know what we need
'Cause everything's better
Everything's better
Everything's better with beer
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Ladies and gentlemen in the theater tonight
I tried to convince the producers
To place a six-pack underneath each of your seats
But they said something about liability
Or minors or some licensing issues
Anyway, in lieu of that
I'd like to take a moment to console anyone here
Who may not have had a beer before the show
To you, having to watch this performance cold sober
To poor souls anywhere around the globe
Who haven't had a beer today
This one's for you...
Beer, my friends, take heed
A beer is just what you need
By now it should be clear
That everything's better
Everything's better
Everything's better with beer
Songs: B Is for Beer the Musical Songs Lyrics
Everythings Better with Beer lyrics from B Is for Beer the Musical
B Is for Beer the Musical Lyrics
Everythings Better with Beer
Crazy Uncle Song
Sunday School Song
Song to Great Daddy
Something New
Men
Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight
Through the Seam
The History of Wonder
The Essence of Attraction
Nursery Rhyme
Liquid Courage
Mystery Song
B-E-E-R
Something New (2nd Reprisal)
The Real World
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