FALSETTOS - Miracle of Judaism Lyrics

2016 Broadway revival
Falsettos the Musical - Miracle of Judaism Lyrics

“Miracle of Judaism” is a song performed by the Company from the musical FALSETTOS and is written by William Finn and James Lapine.

Dot Nardoni, Tiffany Axelrod,
Zoe Feinstein, Angelina Dellibovi,
Bunny Doyne, or what's her name'
Mo Cristofaro, Heather Levin,
Brittany Rosenthal, which'
Flo Giu... Giu... what is the name of that bitch'
Flo Giuseppe, right, but it borders on kitsch.

Of these girls,
Which should I invite to my bar mitzvah'
I've a problem to flaunt:
I don't want the girls I should want.

(His family cheers him on at the baseball game)

I want girls for whom I lust,
Girls who wear a lot of makeup,
Girls who smoke and show their bust,
Girls with whom I always wake up-

(Jason misses the ball,
the guy says 'strike one!', his family is sad)

Would they come though,
If they were invited,
And not laugh
At my hebrew
And not laugh
At my father and his friends'

(Jason misses the ball again,
the guy says 'strike two!', his family is sad again)

Excluding them, I find exciting.
And I'm left with them, I'll be inviting.
Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah.
God, that's the miracle of Judaism.

(Jason freaking misses the ball again,
the guy says 'strike three, you're out!')

That'd be the miracle of Judaism.

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Miracle of Judaism Lyrics from Falsettos musical


Falsettos the Musical Lyrics

Four Jews in a Room Bitching
A Tight Knit Family
Love is Blind
Thrill of First Love
Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera)
Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
This Had Better Come to an End
I'm Breaking Down
A Marriage Proposal
Trina's Song
March of the Falsettos
The Chess Game
Making a Home
The Games I Play
Marvin Goes Crazy
I Never Wanted to Love You
Father to Son
Welcome to Falsettoland
The Year of the Child
Miracle of Judaism
The Baseball Game
A Day in Falsettoland
The Fight / Everyone Hates His Parents
What More Can I Say
Something Bad Is Happening
Holding to the Ground
Days Like This
Unlikely Lovers
Another Miracle of Judaism
You Gotta Die Sometime
Jason's Bar Mitzvah
What Would I Do?