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FALSETTOS - Four Jews in a Room Bitching Lyrics |
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2016 Broadway revival
Falsettos the Musical - Four Jews in a Room Bitching Lyrics
“Four Jews in a Room Bitching” is a song performed by Andrew Rannells (Whizzer), Christian Borle (Marvin), Anthony Rosenthal (Jason), Brandon Uranowitz (Mendel) from the musical FALSETTOS and is written by William Finn and James Lapine.
FOUR MEN: Four Jews in a room bitching;
Four Jews in a room plot a crime.
I'm bitching. He's bitching.
They're bitching. We're bitching.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time
MENDEL: Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love?
MARVIN AND JASON/ WHIZZER:
Four Jews in a room bitching/ Four Jews in a room- Bah!
MENDEL: Ah!
WHIZZER: Hah!
MENDEL: Whadda they do for love?
FOUR MEN: Four Jews in a room stoop.
MENDEL: They stoop?
FOUR MEN: To pray.
JASON: I'm Jewish.
MARVIN: I'm Jewish.
MENDEL: I'm Jewish.
WHIZZER: Half Jewish.
FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day.
It maybe seems a bit peculiar:
We are psychopathic people.
We sometimes tell a lie
But mostly we just hide behind the door.
We lie in wait for someone good to enter.
We offer food and drinks.
The lady never thinks that we're the mad?
We're often mad?
Too often mad?.
We're very mad?
That we're the mad experimenters. Call us
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long.
WHIZZER: I'm Whizzer.
JASON: I'm Jason.
MENDEL: I'm Mendel.
MARVIN: I'm Marvin.
FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong.
JASON: In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire.
MARVIN: We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
MENDEL: The guilt invested will in time pay wisely.
WHIZZER AND JASON: We do not tippy toe.
WHIZZER: We charge ahead to show?
MENDEL: We're good in bed.
WHIZZER: Excel in bed.
MARVIN: We smell in bed.
JASON: Where is the bed?
MENDEL: I love the bed.
JASON: Who has the bed?
WHIZZER: I want the bed!
JASON: Who stole the bed?
MARVIN: Who stole the bed?
WHIZZER: I lost it twice.
MENDEL: The bed is mine.
JASON: The bed is nice.
FOUR MEN: The bed is?.
Four Jews in a room bitching.
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men.
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic.
They're neurotic, we?re neurotic.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny.
MARVIN: I'm nauseous
WHIZZER: I'm nauseous
JASON: I'm simple
MENDEL: I'm Jewish
FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
MARVIN AND JASON / WHIZZER / MENDEL:
I'm Jewish / I'm neurotic / Bitch?
He's Jewish / He's neurotic / Bitch?
They're Jewish / They're neurotic / Bitch?
We're Jewish / We're neurotic / Bitch?
Bitch bitch bitch bitch / Four Jews in a / Bitch?
Funny funny funny funny / Room bitching / Bitch?
MARVIN AND JASON / MENDEL: Four Jews in a room bitching / Bitch?
JASON, WHIZZER, MENDEL / MARVIN:
Four Jews in a / Four Jews in a room
Room bitching / In a room bitching
FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then.
Can't lose.
Loose screws.
Four Jews.
Read more: Falsettos the Musical Lyrics
Four Jews in a Room Bitching Lyrics from Falsettos musical
Falsettos the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Four Jews in a Room Bitching
A Tight Knit Family
Love is Blind
Thrill of First Love
Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera)
Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
This Had Better Come to an End
I'm Breaking Down
A Marriage Proposal
Trina's Song
March of the Falsettos
The Chess Game
Making a Home
The Games I Play
Marvin Goes Crazy
I Never Wanted to Love You
Father to Son
Welcome to Falsettoland
The Year of the Child
Miracle of Judaism
The Baseball Game
A Day in Falsettoland
The Fight / Everyone Hates His Parents
What More Can I Say
Something Bad Is Happening
Holding to the Ground
Days Like This
Unlikely Lovers
Another Miracle of Judaism
You Gotta Die Sometime
Jason's Bar Mitzvah
What Would I Do?
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