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2021 London
Hex the Musical - Hello Lyrics
The song was written by Jim Fortune and Rufus Norris.
ROSE: (spoken)
Hi
FAIRY: (spoken)
Hi
BERT: (spoken)
Hi
BERT & ROSE: (spoken)
Hello
ROSE:
Did you just kiss me?
FAIRY: (whispering to BERT)
Yes
BERT: (echoing FAIRY)
Yes
ROSE:
Is it my birthday?
FAIRY:
Yes!
BERT:
Yes!
ROSE:
Are you my present?
FAIRY:
Yes!
BERT:
Yes. No!
ROSE:
Oh.
Well anyway, hi
FAIRY:
Hi
BERT:
Hi
ROSE & BERT:
Hello
ROSE:
Where did you come from
And how did you get here?
And who let you in?
Did you come here to rescue me!
Or were you just passing by?
BERT:
I don't know
ROSE:
Well anyway, hi
FAIRY:
Hi
BERT:
Hi
ROSE & BERT:
Hello
ROSE:
Hi
FAIRY:
Hi
BERT:
Hi
ROSE & BERT:
Hello
ROSE:
'Cause if it's my birthday
I'm finally sixteen
And if you're a present
Then who are you from?
'Cause I doubt that my mum and dad
Where are my mum and dad?
Where are the guards
They're always here somewhere
Or did you sneak pass them?
Are you a burglar?
How totally brilliant!
I'll show you were everything is
Just so long as you steal me as well
'Cause I quite like the look of you
Why don't you shut up!
By 'you' I mean 'me'
I mean why don't I shut up,
Why do I keep talking
And why is your hand on my thigh?
BERT:
I don't know
ROSE:
Well anyway, Hi
FAIRY:
Hi
BERT:
Hi
ROSE & BERT:
Hello
ROSE:
Hi
FAIRY:
Hi
BERT:
Hi
ROSE & BERT:
Hello, hello, hello!
FAIRY: (celebrating)
Yes!
ROSE:
Who is that person?
FAIRY:
Where?
BERT: (echoing FAIRY)
Where?
ROSE:
Why is she hiding?
FAIRY:
Who?
BERT: (echoing FAIRY)
Who?
ROSE:
Is she your mother?
BERT:
My mother!
Well anyway bye
FAIRY:
What?!
BERT:
I've got to go
ROSE:
What?! wait, why?
BERT:
Well ya know
ROSE & FAIRY:
No
BERT:
My mum will be worried
FAIRY:
It's you that is worried
BERT:
I mean she'll be scared
FAIRY:
You're the one who is scared
BERT:
Do I look like a scared kind of guy?
ROSE:
Yes and no
FAIRY:
Well anyway bye
BERT:
What?
FAIRY:
You've got to go!
BERT:
Oh
FAIRY:
So let's go if we're going
It was nice to have met you
And now we'll just leave
And he'll probably forget you
And run to his mum
BERT:
That's a lie
FAIRY:
Even so!
Well anyway
ROSE:
Who are you anyway?
FAIRY:
I'm just his auntie
BERT:
Yeah she's just my auntie,
She showed me the way here
And she made me kiss you
FAIRY:
We're sorry to wake you,
We'll leave you to sleep
ROSE:
Yes well now I'm awake!
FAIRY:
Yes
ROSE:
If she made you kiss me
Then didn't you want to?
BERT:
Well no. I mean yes, in a
ROSE:
Didn't you like it?
BERT:
Well no I mean
ROSE:
No!
BERT:
I mean yes!
FAIRY:
You said 'no'
BERT:
Well I don't really know
As I've never been kissed before
ROSE:
Well neither have I,
But I think it was nice
BERT:
Oh well yes so do I
I mean quite
FAIRY:
Only quite?
BERT:
I mean yes it was nice
ROSE:
No you don't have to lie
BERT:
I'm not lying
ROSE:
You lie!
BERT:
Well I'm not. What I mean
ROSE:
What you mean is you're going
BERT:
No I'm not. Well I am.
But the kiss was a really good kiss
FAIRY:
You said 'quite'
BERT:
Yes I did
ROSE:
Yes you did!
BERT:
What I mean
FAIRY:
What you mean is that-
BERT:
Why don't you shut up!
By 'you' I mean 'her'
All that I mean is
I can't quite remember
ROSE:
Then why don't you give it another go!
FAIRY:
Nice and slow!
ROSE:
Well anyway, hi
BERT: (high pitched)
Hi, hello
BERT: (normal)
Hi
ROSE:
Hi!
ROSE & BERT:
Hello, hello, hell-o
FAIRY: (spoken to self and celebrating)
Who is the best! Who is the best !
A shower of flowers for this happy hour!
BERT & ROSE: (sing)
He-e-llo
FAIRY:
What?
BERT & ROSE:
He-e-llo
FAIRY:
Still no power!
ROSE:
Hello
BERT:
Hello, he-e-llo
FAIRY:
Why?!
ROSE: (to the first entering prince)
Hello!
[Entering Prince]
Hello!
BERT:
Hello
[Prince Ensemble as they each individually wake up
find themselves into Rose's castle]
Hello?
ROSE & BERT: (becoming concerned)
He-e-llo
[Individual Members of Prince Ensemble]
Hello?
Hello?
Hey-hey!
ROSE & BERT: (steadily more concerned continue)
He-e-llo
PRINCE & ENSEMBLE:
Hello!
Hello!
Hello
ROSE & BERT:
He-e-llo
PRINCE:
Hello, hello!
ROSE: (almost fearful)
Hello!
PRINCE & ENSEMBLE: (echoing back)
Hello
BERT:
Hello
ROSE:
He-e-llo
Hello!
ROSE & BERT:
He-e-llo
ROSE:
Hello
ALL PRINCES:
Hello!
H-e-llo!
PRINCE:
Hello!
ALL:
Ah-ah-aha
Ah-ah-aha
Ah-ah-aha
Ah-ah-aha
Hello!
Hell-o!
OGRESS: (spoken)
Teatime Bertie! Millipede!
ALL:
Hello! hello! hell-o!
FAIRY: (spoken)
Shit
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