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A New Comedy Musical (2016)
Spies Are Forever the Musical - Not So Bad Lyrics
Song "Not So Bad" performed by Brian Rosenthal (Baron) and Company from the musical SPIES ARE FOREVER!
Dr. Baron von Nazi:
Ever since the second world war
It's like everyone's still so sore!
After what happened...
But don't judge a book just on its look,
The inside must be examined.
Sure, we've made some mistakes
From small ones to great
But did everyone have to get so mad?
Here's my verdict: no one's perfect
Perhaps the Nazis aren't so bad.
Eins, zwei, drei!
People say we got a bit lost
With the whole holocaust
But the Nazis are not so bad!
They made such a fuss
But they don't know us
The Nazis are not so bad.
We love to laugh and smile,
We love to shout "Sieg Heil"!
But no one understands.
We've got style, we've got grace,
We've got the master race!
Nazis are not so bad.
Nobody seemed to pout
When they ate our Sauerkraut
Still they turned around and tanked us.
We did all we could do
To eliminate the Jew
But nobody ever thanked us!
So we never got the glory
And you rewote the story
And I feel it from my Wiener to my Schnitzel.
Once you get to know us
We're not so atrocious - HEY!
Nazis are not so evil.
In fact, the Nazis are quite good.
HENCHMEN!
Woman#1 [Tessa]: I'm Gretel!
Man#1 [Joe]: I'm Hans!
Woman#2 [Lauren]: I'm Heidi!
Man#2 [Al]: I'm Bernhard von ??? !
Gretel: The first ??? to drive upon
Was created by Nazis - the Autobahn!
Hans: It's unhealthy, all your choking
The Nazis are very anti-smoking!
Heidi: The father of rockets was a Nazi, too!
Bernhard: I changed the world, what did you do?
Nazis together: Volkswagen and Hugo Boss,
Adidas and Puma and the Swastika
Nazis aren't so bad
We're not so bad
We're not so -
Curt Mega: What about genocide?
Von Nazi: Shut up!
When I was just a boy
I was filled with youth and joy.
In the mountains of Germany
I felt the Nazis further
All to be just like mein Führer
Spreading the peace and conformity
But now I'm all grown up
And it's all FUCKED UP!
Hitler's gone and I'm all so sad.
Sieg H...heil...
Heidi: But Sir! Now it's in your hands
Nazis together: The Nazis have a second chance.
Von Nazi: Oh you guys! See, Mega?
The Nazis are not so bad! Let's dance!
All Nazis: Ah! Yeah! Wunderbar! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha!
Von Nazi: I love you guys!
Gretel: I love you too!
All Nazis: Huii! Huii!
Von Nazi: Okay okay okay okay.
Now when I say Nazi you say party. NAZI!
All Nazis: PARTY!
Von Nazi: NAZI!
All Nazi: PARTY!
Von Nazi: When I say Sieg you say Heil. SIEG!
All Nazis: HEIL!
Von Nazi: SIEG!
All Nazis: HEIL!
Von Nazi: Woah! This is a Nazi party, okay!
Now say it with me:
Nazis are not so bad, nazis are not so bad
All Nazis: Nazis are not so bad
Nazis are not so bad, Nazis are not so bad
Curt Mega: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Von Nazi: We've been victimised but
Hey! We're alright!
All Nazis: The Nazis are not so bad.
Von Nazi: People say we're lame and call us names
All Nazis: But Nazis are not so bad.
Von Nazi and Hans: Nazis are not so bad
Heidi: Nazis are not so bad
Bernhard: Nazis are not so bad
Gretel: Nazis are not so
All Nazis: Nazis aren't so bad
We're not so bad, we're not so bad, we're not so bad!
Von Baron: So did I convince you or what? Sieg Heil!
All Nazis: Sieg Heil!
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Not So Bad lyrics from Spies Are Forever the Musical
Spies Are Forever the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Spies Are Forever
The Coldest Goodbye
Spy Again
Somebody's Gotta Do It
Eyes on the Prize I
Pay Attention!
Barb's Lament
Eyes on the Prize II
Not So Bad
Torture Tango
We Love the Prince!
Prisoner of My Past
Doing This
Pay Attention! (Reprise)
One More Shot
Not So Bad (Reprise)
One Step Ahead
Finale
Spy Dance
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