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A New Comedy Musical (2016)
Spies Are Forever the Musical - Pay Attention! Lyrics
Barb: Please, do try and pay attention Mega!
I've slaved away all night and day preparing this presentation
To do the deed I think you'll need these cutting-edge creations
So, please pay attention for these inventions might mean your salvation
I'll guide you through
Curt: Hey, what's this do?
Barb: I need a vacation.
First on the list is a clever twist on a watch,
But made greater
With the flick of the wrist, you get the gist,
This watch becomes a laser.
And look my dear,
With this pen here --- see anything out of place?
Curt: No
Barb: Well, press this here and pull this here;
It sprays acid in your face!
Curt: Cooool!
Barb: Careful, Mega.
And I think you could use these pair
of shoes that just might save your life
Just click your heels and you'll reveal
Curt: Aahh!
Barb: A knife!
And what you need-o to succeed-o is this new tuxedo
Curt: No!
Barb: It's water-proof; it's fire-proof;
It even improves libido!
Curt: Really?!
Barb: Nooo!
[Chorus]
I do what I do so you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world,
Who do you think will be saving you? Who-ooh?
Oh, you think I'm crazy, but based on what I see,
You must pay attention --- attention to MEEEEEEEEE!
Barb: Next we have a product that demands all of your focus
This stick of gum, when chewed,
Becomes a dangerous explosive
Or what passes as some glasses also takes a picture
Or what passes as a flask is actually holding liquor!
Curt: I'm off it.
Barb: Here we have a simple thing
Curt: How do you work this part?
Barb: So it's a ring; release the spring, PEW! poison da-hart!
This hearing aid
Curt: What did you say?
Barb: With this, you'll hear better.
Just listen and you'll know it when
Curt: What? I'm paying attention! *gets buzzed*
Barb: Yes! It's a lie detector!
[Chorus]
Barb & Scientists: We do what we do so you can do what you do
and while you're saving the world who do you think will be saving you?
Who-ooh?
We won't make a big fuss, but you know you need us,
So please pay attention --- attention to us!
*DANCE/INSTRUMENTAL BREAK*
Barb: Go on then, Mega. Choose something!
Curt: What's that cane?
Barb: It's actually a gun.
Curt: And that umbrella?
Barb: As a matter of fact, a gun!
Curt: Candle stick!
Barb: It's a gun!
Curt: Coffee cup!
Barb: It's a gun!
Curt: Apple?
Barb: Gun!
Curt: Paper clip
Barb: Gun!
Curt: Razor and shaving cream.
I know what it is, it's a gun!!
Barb: No, Daniel Boone!
It's to shave that awful beard! You look homeless.
Curt: Hey, THIS is a GREAT beard!....right?
Barb & Scientists: We do what we do so you can do what you do
Barb: and while you're saving the world
Scientists: (saving the world, saving the world)
Barb & Scientists: who do you think will be SHAVING you?
Barb: While you're saving the world
Barb & Scientists: We'll be saving (you-ooh) ---
Please pay attention, attention --- we'll be saving you!
[Thanks to Lea L. for lyrics]
[Thanks to Lea for corrections]
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Pay Attention Lyrics from Spies Are Forever the Musical
Spies Are Forever the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Spies Are Forever
The Coldest Goodbye
Spy Again
Somebody's Gotta Do It
Eyes on the Prize I
Pay Attention!
Barb's Lament
Eyes on the Prize II
Not So Bad
Torture Tango
We Love the Prince!
Prisoner of My Past
Doing This
Pay Attention! (Reprise)
One More Shot
Not So Bad (Reprise)
One Step Ahead
Finale
Spy Dance
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