The Witches of Eastwick - The Wedding Lyrics

2000 London West End
The Witches of Eastwick the Musical - The Wedding Lyrics


The song is written by Dana P. Rowe and John Dempsey.

TOWNSPEOPLE:
The groom's in black.
The bride's in white.
The angels sing
As well they might.
Let heaven shine
Its sacred light
On this blessed event.
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah . . .

ED:
Dearly beloved,
We are gathered
Here together
To join this man and woman
In the eyes of our lord . . .

TOWNSPEOPLE:
. . . And eastwick.
Those whom god would join,
Let no man or woman
Tear asunder.

ALEXANDRA:
I close my eyes
And I wish him gone.

JANE:
I close my eyes
And I dream this never happened.

SUKIE:
I close my eyes
And I wish our lives unfettered by this madness . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Argh!

ED MR. (spoken): Van horne?

DARRYL (spoken): It's nothing. Go on, go on.

ED:
Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here together . . .

DARRYL:
Yeah, yeah,
Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda,
Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Cut to the chase, already.

ALEXANDRA:
We humbly ask . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Ow!

JANE:
We simply wish . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Argh!

SUKIE:
We merely pr ay . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Jeez!

ALEXANDRA:
With eyes cast down . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Cripes!

Jane:
With thoughts of good . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Stop!

SUKIE:
With hope and more . . .

DARRYL (spoken): Goddamnit!

ED MR. (spoken): Van horne.

DARRYL (spoken): hurry it up, rev; for christ's sake.

JANE:
That's all we're asking for . . .

ED:
Do you darryl
Take this woman . . . ?

DARRYL:
Ow!

ED:
Do you darryl
Take . . . ?

DARRYL:
Ow!

ED:
Do you darr'l . . . ?

DARRYL:
Ow!

ED:              DARRYL:
Do . . .         Ow!
Do . . .         Ow!
Do . . .         Ow!
Do . . .         Ow!
Do . . .         Ow!
Do . . .         Ow, ow, ow!

ALEXANDRA:
I think the words
I speak the thought

DARRYL (spoken): Chapter seven.

JANE:
The moon shines bright.
The night is blessed.

DARRYL (spoken): Where are they?

SUKIE:
Let the heavens
Gr ant us our request.

JANE / SUKIE:
Let the heavens
Hear us if they dare.

ALEXANDRA / JANE / SUKIE:
Hear our pr ay'r.
Hear our pr ay'r.
Hear our pr ay'r.
Hear our pr ay'r.

DARRYL (spoken):
You'd better be saying your prayers, you bitches!

DARRYL:
You think you've won?
Reversed the plot? Well,
You're not rid of me that eas'ly, girls;
I shit you not . . .

DARRYL (spoken): ow, ow, ow, ow . . . Christ!

DARRYL:
You've got no strength.
You've got no sting.
And in this cockfight known as
Life you're lacking one crucial thing.

DARRYL (spoken): Argh!!! Yes, that would be it.

DARRYL:
The nat'r al order's dead,
The system is broke.
Man's now the punchline
To god's mis'r able joke.
I did my best,
The most that anyone can
If I had just been a woman
And not been a man!!!

FIDEL (spoken): Right then.


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The Witches of Eastwick the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Eastwick Knows
Make Him Mine
Eastwick Knows (Reprise)
Darryl Van Horne
Waiting For The Music To Begin
Words, Words, Words
Your Wildest Dreams
Dirty Laundry
I Wish I May
Another Night At Darryl's
Dance With The Devil
Another Night At Darry's (Reprise)
Evil
Dirty Laundry (Reprise)
Waiting For The Music To Begin (Reprise)
Three Little Ladies
Darryl Van Horne (Reprise)
I Wish I May (Reprise)
The Glory Of Me
The Wedding
Act Two Finale