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Lyrics and Music by Barry Wyner
CALVIN BERGER the Musical - Calm, Cool, and Collected Lyrics
What if I win and he's not in to me?
Think how humiliating that would be.
Plus he's the closest friend i have.
By far.
Its safer just to leave things as they are.
Cause not to mention theres that other fact.
I don't exactly look like you.
What so what?
You know what you've got to do.
Be calm, cool, and collected.
Lay it all on the line.
Grow balls and a spine cause heres
your perfect chance- yeah to pee my pants.
Shh.
You wont get rejected.
You guys will be fine.
Show the school you're collected, calm, and cool.
What if i stand there and completely choke?
Im not like you i cant just tell a joke.
Tonight the only joke will be.
On me.
The minute that they see i cant MC.
My knees will buckle and my hands will shake.
Just one mistake will make them boo.
What so what?
You know what you've got to do.
Be calm, cool, and collected.
So Oprah you're not.
Keep smiling and never let them see you sweat.
God my pits are wet.
Shh.
You'll get so respected.
Like Oprah but hot.
Show the school you're collected, calm, and cool.
From this crisis comes an opportunity.
I never knew you were so nice.
Well be bffs before tomorrow.
Im gonna take your advice.
From this unexpected female unity.
Im rolling the dice.
I feel so strong.
Bret and Rosanna version 2.
0 are boldly going somewhere new.
But so what?
We know what we've got to do.
Me and you.
We'll be calm, cool, and collected.
cool, and collect- cause we're not alone.
We're not alone.
He futures unknown but it is something good.
Well knock on wood.
Jinx!
Who would have expected?
We'd be side by side.
But we are and we're collected, calm, and terrified.
Review: Calvin Berger the Musical Lyrics
Calm Cool and Collected lyrics from Calvin Berger the Musical
Calvin Berger the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Opening Dream Lyrics
Security Meltdown Lyrics
I Can See Him Now Lyrics
Don'tcha Think? Lyrics
It Just Wasn't Meant to Happen Lyrics
We're The Man! Lyrics
Never Know Lyrics
Saturday Alone Lyrics
More Than Meets The Eye Lyrics
Mr. Potato Head Lyrics
Graduation Day Lyrics
The Fight Lyrics
How Can I Compete With That? Lyrics
Perfect For You Lyrics
Calm, Cool, and Collected Lyrics
Finale Lyrics
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